Why, these are photos of the packed scene outside Perez Hilton’s meet and greet for his new line for Hot Topic.
Except it’s not a mob scene at all.
Apparently hardly anyone showed up. These photos were reportedly taken at 6 pm, just as the event was beginning. And no one is there!!!
“Some freaky lil employee with a handful of wrist bands asked if I wanted to meet Perez Hilton at 6pm! I was like NO, I just ate. NO one wanted wrist bans it was kinda funny.”
Ahhhh ha ha ha ha ha.
I try to lay off Perez most of the time, but, like, it totally pisses me off that he spent YEARS making fun of celebrities for launching their own clothing lines and then he goes and launches one of his own. And no one cares. So this is hilarious and wonderful to me.
I thought I saw some people in that last photo, but then I realized they were headless mannequins.
Sooo funny, then sad, then funny again. Ha!
Why lay off Perez? He does a GREAT job calling everyone ELSE fat, ugly, pimply, etc. Fuck Perez.
Whatever……I know he is your rival and all, but the dude is totally a bigger star and blogger than you are (Literally). He makes bank off of the advertisement on his site, and he gets to mingle with the stars (Occasionally), along with interviews and he even had a show, and was on a show. Jealousy isn’t very becoming. If these really are the pictures from the event (I see no times listed on the pics so its kinda hard to believe this is at the beginning), just think how empty the place would be if YOU hosted an event such as this. Yah I know, its kinda sad. So, keep stealing his style, mocking him and getting your kicks off of his success, your only fooling yourself. Any publicity is good publicity, thats how the business goes, right Beet?
Troll much, Laila?
someone needs to get laid! coughlailacough
I was wondering why he didn’t have any coverage of “the event” on his blog. He usually posts all videos and photos that he can find to promote himself. I was hoping that his 15 minutes of fame would be up a long time ago, but he keeps on ticking. Even my daughter, who loves hot topic, wouldn’t wear this crap.
Just stating the facts people……Someone had to say it. I mean, do you ever see Perez blogging about sloppy joes and then putting up the recipe? Come on, yah this site is entertaing enough, but Perez is in a whole different and bigger league.
And Josh, getting laid has nothing to do with this. And didnt the whole coughing and saying something under your breath go out in the 90’s? Grow up.
I’m sure that you were talking about Melk in that last paragraph and mistakenly wrote my name in.
“And didnt the whole coughing and saying something under your breath go out in the 90’s?”
OI LAILA STOP WATCHING ‘BRING IT ON’
Teeeerwat
Hahaha!! Right there with you Beet!! Perez is just plain mean most of the time and has a better than everyone air about him, kinda funny to see him catch some hell too. And Laila, dear? Lay off Beet! She is witty, fun to read, and very entertaining all mixed together with some fun entertainment news. And at least she uses spell check!!
Perez may be laughing his way to the bank, but he will always be laughing alone. Hey Laila, you think that fat fuck would ever hang out with you if you didn’t buy one of his shitty shirts?. Come on, you’re actually trying to defend this guys “honor” and coming off like a really pathetic kid.
trotsky such a fag.
Laila: YOU ARE EVERYTHING THAT’S WRONG WITH THIS FUCKING COUNTRY. Why don’t you defend something WORTH DEFENDING? Go read a BOOK, dumbass. And Us Magazine doesn’t count!
P.S. “Perez is in a whole different and bigger league”
It’s CELEBRITY GOSSIP, you inarticulate twat!
Perez Hilton jumped the shark months ago. If you’re not sure what that means, Laila, it’s in wikipedia. Feel free to go back to his site and rush to be one of 150 people to type “first.”
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jumping_the_shark
someone needs a life. coughcough.
(not you Beet)
=D
Perez is in a whole other league alright. A disgusting, juvenile, rancid, 12-yr-old boy league. I for one prefer to read the occasional bits about her own personal life that the Beet throws in, recipes and all, than to look at the utterly disgusting filth Perez puts up on his site (I’m referring to his sick drawings). I looked at his site twice and was so disgusted and offended I will NEVER look at it again. Really, this is the kind of crap people write/draw in 6th grade, if they are scuzzy 6th graders. I have to say I’m hot a huge fan of all the “f-bombs” on this site, but I am HUGE fan of free speech. And if you don’t like what you’re reading here, then don’t read it! Oh, and slag off.
Wow Laila, you are quite the bitch. You slagged on Melk for the cough thing and in the post where you slagged on me for being unoriginal, you used “much.”
I do my best to shut up about the dog posts (no offence, I’m a cat person) so if you don’t like the posts, leave.
I’ve only been to Perez’s site once and I got annoyed. I don’t find his stupid little drawings funny and I find him loathesome.
Slouchy – Love the reference to “jumped the shark”. That has to be the best phrase I’ve heard all year. It applies to so many people in the media but especially to Perez and his site. Once he started promoting himself, his dog and Tina Chen (youtube phenomenon), I figured the point of his blog had veered into “a ridiculous, out-of-the-ordinary storyline”.
I’m late for this, but, uh, Laila. Dude. Perez is so obviously not a better blogger than Beet. He’s a bigger “star”, sure, but not because he’s wittier and more interesting than she is. Half the time, the dude can’t even make the difference between “your” and “you’re”. And his constant self promotion is so irritating and tedious. He seems more desperate for fame than Heidi Montag and Lindsay Lohan’s parents put together.
Besides, I don’t ever recall reading a Perez post that made me laugh. The content of his posts is actually pretty generic and boring if you look at it. His distinctive qualities are being bitchy and drawing vulgar stuff on pictures. But bitchy doesn’t mean funny.
I’m glad Beet posts stuff about her personal life. I like it as much as the gossip she posts, because, unlike Perez, she actually writes well and she’s interesting and funny.
It’s fitting that his line is at Hot Topic. The kids that shop at Hot Topic wish they were cool, but since they’re fat and annoying they just dye their hair blue.
Perez Hilton gives gay men, bloggers, Americans, & the Human Race in general a bad name, to say the least. If I wanted to see such sycophantic behavior, I’d watch myself try to kiss my own ass in the mirror & be more satisfied & entertained than I would be while reading his inane shit. He tries so hard to be witty, intelligent, catty, etc. & fails more times than Paris Hilton has gotten a clean STD test result. Sloppy Joe’s? YUM & APPRECIATED! Perez’s interminable drawings of white dots in nostrils? LAME & DATED!!!! Beet is the best, yet if you are looking for a boi blogger, check out D-Listed. Almost as funny as Beet, infintely better than Perez (but then again, that’s not saying much).
P.S. oh & I completely forgot to mention, even sadder than Perez & his blatant inner-forever-insecure-fat-child writing, are the hundreds of people that probably sit in front of their computers all night, hitting refresh over & over just so they can have the extreme honor of leaving a comment to one of his tepid posts “first.” There are no words for the pity I feel for these people
& yes, my friend Flo is coming soon, so I’m a bit more emotional & expressive than usual…. sorry.
everyone chill the fuck out.
@Miss P:
Agreed, and thank you all who stuck up for me. I ::heart:: you guys. I’m just posting in this thread to state that I fully agree that Michael K at DListed is one funny bitch. Our writing styles and personalities are way different, but I totally respect him as a writer, and he’s a very nice guy in person on top of it. Mario is a different story entirely.
Beet has literary talent; the gift of natural wit. :)
I won’t be one of the readers who “stick up for you”. I’ll be one of those readers that hopes you can get over yourself long enough to do what you do best: Write interesting, funny articles about gossip. I don’ give a flying f%@$ about your dog, your attempts to quit smoking, your jealousy of those who have succeeded before you or any of the details of your private life.
What I *do* care about are the funny, witty pieces you write. The vitriol, jealousy and constant mentions of personal minutiae really turn me off and I’m not too keen on staying a daily reader of your blog if it’s going to turn into your personal livejournal.
If you want to avoid being Perez, stop acting like… Perez.
All I have to say is I love you Beet. Your blog is real. I like all your random thoughts that go along with the gossip. I think you’re hilarious and you rock. Go Beet!!
I find Beet to be totally entertaining, and very real. Like a good friend, someone you can share secrets with. She pours out her heart, thoughts and feelings for the entire world to see – and most of us can identify with her struggles. Like a big group therapy. I say, if you don’t like it, then don’t read it.
And as for the sloppy joes – I made some last night, just cuz she put the idea in my head and I’ve been craving them now for a while!
Luv U Beet!
Yep, Beet, don’t change a thing. You rock.
well, Beet. you sure do have a following.
you do have a better blog the perz, and we will leave it at that. kudos.
Well, I could be nice and ask those that don’t like this site to please not read it but I don’t feel like being nice – so Laila and Kate: FUCK OFF.
Kate and Laila certainly have the right to express their opinions and I give them kudos for having the balls to post them here. I’m a Gemimi and this is my birth month so I’ll ask in advance for a little astrological understanding when I say to Kate and Laila – Bitch Please! If you don’t like the things Beet blogs about then sit your ass down and delete this site from your favorites. Beet is not the only blogger who has mentioned how badly Pig Hilton bombed and since Pig is the biggest media whore in the business he is fair game for kind fold like Beet. You go Beet! Make 10 straight posts about Leo and his puppydom! Give us a blow by blow of how you nicked your legs while shaving! You know, all that personal minutiae that drives some people mad. Now my other Gemini side will say to Kate and Laila to please stop reading this blog if all you can do is criticize the person who puts her blood, sweat, and tears into its creation. How does it feel when someone belittles you for the words you write? SMH
Well, well, well…..looks like my work here is done. I got a strong reaction out of all 10 readers of this site =) I would respond to all of you who so graciously decided to respond to my post but I dont want to waste my time. I should do that more often, this post got more than any other one I have seen.
Beet: You are a very good writer.
This is my favorite gossip blog and I don’t read it for the gossip. I read it beacause it’s a good read, it makes me laugh, it makes me think.
I see that you don’t seem to have $$$ interests on some celebs, and yopu post on everyone that you think it’s interestig.
The one thing that I don’t like about Perez is that he seems to have forgotten the hole point of his blog.
It was about trashing the stars, making fun of them, etc.
Now it’s about making more and more money, and being more and more famous (or meeting more celebs).
So he has become a Spencer and Heidi tipe of blogger.
He lost his spirit.
He seeem to have gone from “one of us” to “one of them”.
And by “us” I mean normal not famous people, and by “them” I mean celebrities.
He’s in it for money and fame now, that’s why 2008 is his year. He’s picked, it’s all downhill from here.
Excuse my English, I’m from Argentina.
You guys are all idiots…. who cares
I’m sure Perez has two words for you Beet…. BANK ACCOUNT
HAHAHAHAAA!!!!!
Perez is a jerk, he has no respect for other “celebrity news” bloggers, he plagiarizes from TMZ as well as X17 down to the “exact” images they use in their articles. Its really sad and pathetic. He doesn’t even bother using spell check. It sucks that people buy his bullshit blogging because he is such a hypocrit, he bashes certain celebrities for a while, then suddenly he becomes best friends with them. Its the money thats fueling him. Thats it!
I would like to apologize to all Beet readers, sorry I acted like such a retard. Forgive me please.
WTF?! I tried to Digg this, but Digg has the Evil Beet blocked!
Ew! i hate Perez with all my heart.. He is so annoying and like Miss P said, he gives gay ppl and bloggers a bad name.. He is such a clown and i hate him..
Beet you’re number 1, you rock, and you make me laugh even when im sad. You make my day everytime i come to read your blog, and i’m sure everybody else feels the same. We love you Beet!
I totally agree with Laila and Kate. Why you keep slagging off Perez? It is trough his site I found out about yours.
Sorry for my English, it’s not my first language.
Yes! I took the photos and posted em on my VIEWS FROM A BROAD blog! They were taken at 5:58 pm and shortly after 6 pm the night of his disastrous launch. It was pretty funny to watch the Perez “my name is not Mario Landeveria” Hilton sit round and stare at the 30 or so people that showed up! Must have been embarrassing. THen he posted an edited video…( a joke) days later trying to save face.. did we see a line?
( i prolly spelled his name wrong)
Perez is now who he writes about…so he is a fair target, just like his victims
smooches..Ester
http://www.estergoldberg.com
I’d bet mucho $$$ Laila=Perez. Seems like they spent way too much time writing the original reply defending Perez not to be him. Me thinks thou doth protest too much “Laila”…
I hope he dies of AIDS soon and slowly.His PUTA mother too!
Perez is an all-out douchebag.
PRICK.