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Terry Semel to Buy IMG?

Finally!

A chance for Courtenay Semel to be famous for something other than Filthy Rich Cattle Drive and a brief fling with Lindsay Lohan!

Yahoo CEO Terry Semel (who’s Courtenay’s dad), is reportedly in talks to buy talent agency IMG for around $2 or $3 billion. Because that’s about what it’s gonna cost to get Courtenay’s beat-with-an-ugly-stick face cast in a film.

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  • Uh, what’s up with her mouth…she always looks like she’s just put a Crybaby gumball in her mouth

  • Well, let’s see… she needs to lighten up on those bushman eyebrows, that hair is pretty half-assed looking, that outfit looks like it came off a clearance rack at Wal-Mart, and what can be said about that face that hasn’t already been said before. Are we sure “she” isn’t a “he”? I bet he, excuse me, she can smoke some serious pole though… those lips and that look of concentration. Who is willing to take a chance on this lovely bitch?

  • She looks like what would come out if Amy Winehouse and Sarah Silverman had a baby together.

  • Shoot, you guys beat me to it. I came on to comment how she looks like a cleaned up Amy Winehouse, but less interesting.

  • Lindsay definitely has a type. Older Jewish women that come from moneyed families. Have you heard Lindsay is converting. Must be love.

  • “Well, if I can’t get a talent agent, I’ll just have my Daddy buy the entire company. So there, nyah”

  • “Darth Paul Says: She looks like what would come out if Amy Winehouse and Sarah Silverman had a baby together”

    Hahahahahahaha….. that’s really the thought that crossed my mind, anyway, good one Darth ;)

  • Given the way that his Yahoo! tenure played out, I’m not sure if Terry Semel is even still allowed to use Yahoo’s search engine. He does, however, have a wad of Yahoo cash from what ultimately amounts to a forgettable, regrettable (for everyone but Terry Semel) tenure as Yahoo!’s CEO.