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June 1, 2008
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Paris Hilton and her GINORMOUS feet at the MTV Video Music Awards in Tokyo.

Side note: I was playing Catch Phrase with some girlfriends tonight. It was my turn and the word was “radio.” I was like. “Okay. Video killed the blank star.” My friend Emily shouts, at the top of her lungs, “PORN!” and then looks at me expectantly. No, Emily. No.

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  • Ok those shoes don’t even go with that dress in a “this looks hot because these shoes don’t even go with this dress” kind of way. Did she get dressed in the dark?

  • “Smurfette gone wild” was actually the phrase that came to mind when I saw this picture. I think all the Japanese people are staring at her gargantuan feet lol!

  • I really wish someone would kick Andy’s ass off of this site! Spammer scum!
    She really does have some feet!

  • never thought this day would come, but here i go:

    in defence of paris, that’s not a good angle, look how small her head looks, girls with petite feet would appear to have large feet too photographed from this angle, imho

    there, i’ve done it…

  • Paris warms up for the upcoming ‘Annual Amsterdam Slap n Clog Dance Championships’.

  • STR: I don’t know… Paris has a little head to begin with. Do you think the camera adds ten shoe sizes?

  • :) yes, Melissa, and i’m sure there must have been more than just the one camera on her at the time

  • Beet, where are you, Universal Studios is on fire and you don’t post that. It’s kind of a major deal!

  • Alan’s right: She wears a size 11. I think that’s the only reason why I can tolerate her wasting oxygen on this planet. She makes me feel better about my (not as large) feet. Whore.

  • she forgot to fake tan her feet properly

    and what ever convinced her to wear those block heels in the first place is beyond me……..what does she do again?

  • I don’t like, her, but I agree it’s a horribly unflattering angle to her.

    However, what on earth was she thinking when she put on those shoes? They are hideous and clunky, and she looks like a little girl playing dress up in them.

    Fashion designers give her all kinds of free clothing and accessories to wear, as well as the fact that he has all kinds of money… and she got a pair of shoes that would look good with Ronald McDonald’s outfit.

    I’m so sorry for all the Japanese people who had to look at her feet.

  • My friend is unfortunate and was cursed with size 11s. She’s smart about what she can and cannot wear. Those shoes would make small feet look big.

  • Ok, so I don’t think that the angle is to blame. Those things are not only fucking enormous, but ugly (but I guess it goes with the whole package – just incredibly unfortunate). Beet – how’s the quitting smoking going?

  • FUCKING HELL.

    Are those real? Are you sure they aren’t photoshpped?
    Like, from a… *Insert animal with huge feet*

  • Hey, you know what they say about big feet….oh wait, she’s a girl. Not so cute. Although this explains why she eat shit all the time. Good one Emily! Lol.

  • hey at least she rocks it yanno? she doesnt care shes not gonna let what other ppl think of her feet get in the way of what she wears!

  • @ ollyimo- paris parades around in skimpy and horrible outfits all over california n uses every outing for shameless self-promotion in order to extend her 15 minutes of fame. its a shame the media chooses to focus their attention on her than on people with actual talent who do good things. but thats just my own personal opinion :)

  • I hate whoever chooses Paris’ shoes. Unless she chooses them. They never have a dainty heel, it’s always a chunky heel, and they always elongate her massive feet or have a peep toe with her ugly toes poking through like massive fat maggots. She should stick to cramming her toes into shoes like the rest of cinderella’s ugly sisters haha ;P

  • Holy Shit Donkey Punch, that’s what I thought the moment I saw Pee-Wee Hilton strutting her…what’s the word? Stuff, I guess.

  • Those shoes make her feet look huge and were such a bad call with the dress. But her hair and dress do look nice. Sorry.

  • This photo reminds me of Kathy Griffin’s impersonation of Paris strttig around–hilarious.

  • i want to start singing “put one foot in front of the other and soon you’ll be walking out the door” from that christmas claymation thing wth the snowmeiser… she looks like a freak…and the look on the faces… they love her…

    OK, real quick, Paris is famous for what???

  • I think she’s been in Japan too much recently and decided she wanted to look like a Square/Enix character.

  • I have size 11 feet, and I don’t think of them as a “curse” at all. I’m 5’11 for Cripes sake, if I had cute little feet then I would fall over and look retarded. Not defending Paris at all, I’m defending big feet though! Give me a break! It’s not a “curse!”

  • I’m totally late on this but have to post. Sing it with me, “oh no, there goes Tokyo, Go go Paris-zilla.”

  • Are all your friends so dumb or is Emily just into porn? Maybe she’d like to receive a fancy “dick in a box”. Let me know, I can arrange it.