Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Sex and the City: The NYC Premiere!

After the jump, you'll find a gazillion pics of the SatC NYC premiere and after party. There are actually one gazillion. I counted. But did producers totally fuck over the NYC fans? Gawker has this email from a ticketholder: So my friend and I had tickets to the SATC premiere tonight. We left work early and booked it over there. When we got there, there was a line spanning from 50th and 6th to 50th and 5th around to 51st between 5th and 6th. We realized there probably wasn't much of a chance everyone would fit but it was Radio City sooo lots of seats. Some ph...

Shh … The Sex and the City Review!

Um, so I'm not entirely sure what the rules are on this. I think this article is supposed to run on Film.com before it runs anywhere else, and, uh, I'm not even sure if it's allowed to run today. But I love you guys and I have to tell you all about my experience at the sneak preview. And, um, if they were going to fire me over at Film.com, it would have happened when I ran the Dita Von Teese sex tape. (They did not think that qualified as "gossip." Their term for it was "pornography.") So I ...

Kirsten Dunst Is Lying

Kirsten says she checked into the Cirque Lodge in Utah for depression, not substance abuse. “I didn’t go to Cirque Lodge for alcohol abuse or drug abuse,” she says. “I went there for depression ... It was a good six months before I decided to go away. I was struggling, and I had the opportunity to go somewhere and take care of myself. I was fortunate to have the resources to do it. My friends and family thought it was a good idea, too. But I didn't know where to go. M...

Lindsay Lohan Lashes Out at Perez

I do try to keep Perez off this site as often as possible, but I couldn't resist posting this MySpace correspondence Lindsay Lohan had with blogger/famewhore Jonathan Jackson. No one hates Perez more than his fellow gays! Loves it. Oh, and I love how her MySpace profile is myspace.com/privacycunt1. I remember at one point that was her MySpace screenname. I changed mine to "Privacy Cunt," too, just to jump on the bandwagon, and got a million emails like "WTF?" Ha ha. I'd forgotten abo...

Brangelina Purchase French Estate

Word on the street is that Brad and Angie have plunked down a cool $60 mil to purchase an estate in the south of France. Sixty million dollars!!!! That is a LOT of dollars, people!!! It's a 1,000-acre estate with 35 bedrooms, a vineyard, lake, forest and moat. Thirty-five bedrooms???? Jesus, how many kids are they planning to have??? Also: I would kill for a house with a moat. It's what I always dreamed of. When I built sandcastles as a kid, they had to have a moat. Moats are ...

Cuteness!

It's Amy Winehouse doing something human and endearing! Here's Amy strumming away at her guitar, while her goddaughter, 12-year-old Dionne Bromfield, sings along to Alicia Keys' "If I Ain't Got You." Pete Doherty filmed the whole thing. No joke. The little girl is actually damn talented, and this is adorable. It's hard to remember that, in between the insanity and the addiction, Amy Winehouse is a real person who has people in her life that she loves and cares for. /> It's Amy Winehouse doing something human and endearing! Here's Amy strumming away at her guitar, while her goddaughter, 12-year-old Dionne Bromfield, sings along to Alicia Keys' "If I Ain't Got You." Pete Doherty filmed the whole thing. No joke. The little girl is actually damn talented, and this is adorable. It's hard to remember that, in between the insanity and the addiction, Amy Winehouse is a real person who has people in her life that she loves and cares for. ...

Daddy Lohan Confirms Lindsay’s Relationship with Samantha

Poor Michael Lohan. He's such a famewhore, and I'm sure it's absolutely killing him that now Dina has his own TV show and he doesn't. As such, he's decided to weigh in on Lindsay's romantic relationship with Samantha Ronson -- confirming it, in fact. Their romance "is evident to anyone with half a brain," says Michael. "Just like the [topless] Marilyn Monroe spread, Linds is my daughter and there are just some things a father doesn't want to see or hear, regardless of whether they are true ...

Leo Is Never Again Getting a Squeaky Toy

Last week, I went into a local specialty pet store to buy Leo his food. (I bought one normal-sized bag six weeks ago, when I adopted him, and he's just now finished it.) They had this whole little rack of toys sitting there, and Leo was being adorable and polite, so I decided to get him a new toy. There was this furry yellow Big Bird-lookin' toy that made a little squeak when you push on it hard enough. I never in a million years thought Leo would be big enough or strong enough to make it sque...