Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Bill Murray’s Wife Files for Divorce

The comedian's wife has filed for divorce after 11 years of marriage. She claims Bill has a marijuana and alcohol addiction, and has been abusive to her. An attorney for Bill says the actor is deeply saddened by the breakup and is committed to the best interests of the couple's four children. As you may recall, Mr. Murray ran into some problems in Sweden last year for a drunken incident with a golf cart. Anyone else smell an upcoming rehab stint for Billy Boy?...

Things That Are Good: NY to Recognize Gay Marriage

It's not exactly legalization, but it sure is a step in the right direction. NY Governor David Paterson instructed state agencies to recognize same-sex marriages performed in states and countries where they are legal. The memo from Governor Paterson informed state agencies that failing to recognize gay marriages would violate New York's human rights law. We keep gaining momentum on this issue! Hooray! />...

It’s Gonna Take More Than a Puppy, Lindsay

Lindsay Lohan thinks she can trick us all into believing she's sweet and innocent by carrying an adorable puppy around NYC. It didn't work for Paris, Linds, and it's not gonna work for you. Speaking of which: where is Paris? Normally you can't go thirteen seconds without seeing her lovely mug all over the Internet, but the last time I ran a picture of her was over a week ago. And it's not because I'm on some sort of Paris boycott. It's just because there haven't been any pictures of her....

My Evening

First: Blind date with guy my trainer set me up. We meet at a German-style pub and share a plate of potato pancakes with applesauce. He's cute and he's sweet and he's funny, but he's not my type in a lot of ways. We have a nice chat, and it's nowhere near disastrous. Although I have no interest in seeing him romantically again, I somehow am disappointed when he has no interest in seeing me romantically again. Like, shouldn't every guy be into me, even if I'm not into him? He says he'll call me ...

OMG!!! ASHLEE SIMPSON IS PREGNANT!!!

Can you believe it????? WHO WOULD HAVE GUESSED???? HOLY SHIT THIS IS THE MOST STUNNING NEWS OF THE YEAR!!! Ah, I can't even keep a straight face. Ashlee and Pete confirmed the pregnancy today. On Pete's website, they wrote: "While many have speculated about this, we wanted to wait until after the first trimester to officially confirm that we are expecting our first child. This is truly the most joyous time in our lives and we are excited to share the happy news and start our fam...

Willie Garson Adopts a Baby Boy

While most of the Sex and the City stars were celebrating the movie's NYC premiere on Tuesday, Willie Garson (aka Stanford Blatch), was celebrating something much bigger: the adoption of his son. The adoption process is being finalized, and the boy will be adopted from the LA area. Willie is currently single. “It’s a big deal," he says. "It’s a big decision. It’s not like buying a suit or another pair of glasses.” Willie says his "kid’s going ...

Lindsay: Cheating on Samantha Already?

Lindsay Lohan was spotted on the streets of Manhattan holding hands with a woman who is definitely not Samantha Ronson. In fact, this woman appears to be at least a decade older than Samantha. Is Lindsay into older women now? Is she the lesbian Ashton Kutcher? Nah, I'm totally fucking kidding. I can hear your little heads exploding all the way from the future. This is Lindsay's kid sister, Ali, age 14 (allegedly). Samantha Ronson was close by, but not in this particular shot. [Image via...