Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Not Fat Anymore!

Remember the old days when Mariah was getting a little on the chunky side? Not anymore! Mariah rocks her hot bod for the new issue of Vibe magazine, and she looks amazing! You know one thing I love about Mariah? She's almost always smiling in her photographs, looking like she's having fun, not giving the camera some angry pout or serious face, like all the young female celebrities these days. It's endearing. Meanwhile, Vibe's associate editor is busy talking about the chemistry (...

Ryan Reynolds and Scarlett Johansson Engaged!

It's official! Scarlett's rep has confirmed the engagement, saying that "they're both thrilled." Scarlett's expected to debut her ring tonight, at the Metropolitan Museum Costume Institute Gala in New York. We'll have the pics as soon as they exist, of course. Ryan was, you'll recall, previously engaged to Alanis Morissette, who I certainly hope will be writing some sort of angsty ditty about this bullshit. I hope it's called "I've Released Seven Goddamn Albums and Not a Single One of Them Has Con...

Blind Item!

Which newly minted TV star is a pushover who already looks ready for rehab? At an L.A. party, the actor was mocked into doing a bunch of shots, despite protesting numerous times that he had to drive that night.
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Rumors, Rumors …

We're starting to hear rumors that Brad and Angelina will get married on Paul Allen's yacht in France, sometime very soon. But, ya know, we always hear these kinds of rumors. Stay tuned. />...

Are These Bai Ling’s Pubes?

OMG. So much to talk about in this photo. First, the basics: Bai Ling totally wiped out in the ocean after kayaking at Pink's house. Mystery #1: What was Bai Ling doing at Pink's house? And kayaking? Then, she was pulled from the water by her boyfriend, music producer Damon Elliott (this is Dionne Warwick's son). Mystery #2: So she's back with Damon Elliott? She blamed her February shoplifting arrest at LAX on her break-up from him, saying that it had her all stressed out. When...

She’s Coming Home!

Abercrombie & Fitch shorts? Walmart bag? Yup, someone's been in Louisiana. Here's Britney boarding a private plane in Mississippi, heading back to LA after spending the weekend in Kentwood at her little sister's baby shower. This gives me even more hope that Britney will be showing up, in person and sober, to her custody hearing on Tuesday. Oh please, please be there, Britney! I was walking Leo this afternoon with a girlfriend, and she was telling me about how her eight-year-old nie...

Where’s John?

After spending last weekend cuddling with John Mayer all over Miami, Jennifer Aniston spent this weekend a little more low-key, chilling with friends by the pool at her hotel. Homegirl sure is looking good these days. I like Jen because her body is natural, womanly and not stick-thin, but by no means fat. She doesn't seem interested in starving herself, she's just content to look like, ya know, a healthy adult woman. [Image via Splash]...