Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Sadness!

Britney was spotted crying outside the courtroom during a break in the hearings today!
About an hour into the hearing, [Judge] Gordon took a quick recess, during which Spears was seen outside of the court room, visibly upset, her eyes watery. While she wasn't crying in the hallway, it appears as though she may have been crying inside the court. Several minutes later, Spears emerged again, holding Berk's hand and appearing as if she had been sobbing. Gordon called for a break around 11:40, so that he could hear other cases.
Oh Britney!!! It's gonna be okay, baby!!! />Britney was spotted crying outside the courtroom during a break in the hearings today! About an hour into the hearing, [Judge] Gordon took a quick recess, during which Spears was seen outside of the court room, visibly upset, her eyes watery. While she wasn't crying in the hallway, it appears as though she may have been crying inside the court. Several minutes later, Spears emerged again, holding Berk's hand and appearing as if she had been sobbing. Gordon called for a break around 11:40, so that h...

There Can Be Only One

In the Battle of Sibling Hotness, it looks like the Ashleys are coming out on top. I've been talking constantly about how amazing Ashley Olsen looks lately, while Mary-Kate still looks like she collects cans on the side of the street and uses the proceeds to buy heroin (only one-half of that statement is false), and it seems like Maxim magazine agrees with me. They've voted Ashley the #47 on their "Hot 100" list, while Mary-Kate didn't make the list at all. Meanwhile, Ashlee Simpson rin...

John Mayer: Cheating on Jen Already?

Ever since John and Jennifer Aniston hooked up two weekends ago, rumors have been swirling that she's smitten as hell, texting and emailing John to beg him to come back to Miami and see her. But John's in NYC, reportedly still banging everything that walks. From Page Six: A source in New York saw Mayer, a notorious horndog, out at 1Oak Friday night with Adam Levine, and Mayer "was all over some blond girl." Mayer later asked the DJ to play some R. Kelly songs so "we can dance with ou...

Dina Lohan Named “Top Mom”

This is such a dumb publicity stunt. On Tuesday night, Dina Lohan will be honored by a Long Island-based "charity," the Mingling Moms Organization, as a "Top Mom." The term "charity" is used extremely loosely here, as I checked out their website (I'm not linking to it because I refuse to help drive traffic there), and it appears to be mostly a social club. They charge for attendance at their luncheons, which are "so unique because we are the only luncheon/lecture series designed especially for mo...

Grab Your Barf Bags: Audrina Patridge Wants to Do Movies

I guess you can't blame a girl for trying. Audrina recently left her former talent agency, UTA, and moved to the Agency for Performing Arts, where I suppose she's hoping to get a little more attention from the smaller agency. Says her new agent: "We only just started working with her, but are already in talks for a feature film ... She wants to do other things besides stay in that reality space. We are going to be getting her some television roles outside of The Hills, if they allow it. A lot of it is going to depend on what The Hills will be signing off on." ...

Britney’s Big Day!!!!

HAPPY TUESDAY!!!! BRITNEY SPEARS IS GOING TO COURT TODAY!!! All signs point to Britney actually showing up to her child custody hearing in LA today. OMG I am so, so excited. Now that I have cable TV, I just want to invite all my friends over to sit in my living room and eat chips and dip and watch the coverage on CNN. Because you better fucking believe this shit is gonna be on CNN. It's the biggest story of the year so far! YOU BETTER SHOW UP, BRITNEY! YOU WILL RUIN MY TUESDAY IF YOU DITCH...

THE COSTUME BALL!!!

OMG this is like my favorite event of the YEAR!!! I would have written this post earlier, except the cable man came today to install cable and my new DVR, and it was like a precious angel descended from heaven in the form of a very friendly large black man and made it possible, for the first time in four months, for me to watch television efficiently again. Oh, joy joy joy! Watching House for the first time in four months is like having your husband return from Iraq. I feel whole again, like my best friend has come back into my life after a long and painful absence. So anyway. Let's get to the dresses, shall we???? I'll start with the best, then move on to the worst, and all the rest are in thumbnails after the jump. THE BEST OMG this is like my favorite event of the YEAR!!! I would have written this post earlier, except the cable man came today to install cable and my new DVR, and it was like a precious angel descended from heaven in the form of a very friendly large black man and made it possible, for the first time in four months, for me to watch television efficiently again. Oh, joy joy joy! Watching House for the first time in four months is like having your husband return from Iraq. I feel whole again, like my ...