So Juno-Lynn Spears is reportedly begging friends and family to help her pick a name for her baby girl. (Yeah, that's right, it's a girl!) Says Jamie: "We want it to be something special. That's something we haven't figured out yet, but I'm thinking hard. I'm working on it. No one has given me any suggestions. I wish they would." Oh, I just know we can come up for some suggestions for little Jamie-Lynn. What should she name her daughter, kids?...

Haven't you always wanted to know what 80s hit "Don't Dream Its Over" would sound like in Italian? What if I told you that you could hear it, and watch a teenage Angelina Jolie hump all over some random dude at the same time? You'd be just delighted, wouldn't you? Watch the video. /> Haven't you always wanted to know what 80s hit "Don't Dream Its Over" would sound like in Italian? What if I told you that you could hear it, and watch a teenage Angelina Jolie hump all over some random dude at the same time? You'd be just delighted, wouldn't you? Watch the video. ...

I know you guys are kept up late at night pondering the same question I am: What are Piper Perabo and Jamie Lee Curtis up to these days? Why, filming Beverly Hills Chihuahua, of course! The plot: "While on vacation in Mexico, Chloe, a ritzy Beverly Hills chihuahua, finds herself lost and in need of assistance in order to get back home." The film comes out September 26. I, for one, will be there for the midnight showing. Who's with me??? Thanks Marta!...

Paris Hilton looks like a wax figure made of orange rinds as she promotes her new line of hair extensions for Sally Beauty Supply. Man, as long as she doesn't come out with Paris Hilton Self-Tanner ... it may as well just be a can of orange spray-paint with her face on it. ...

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After I was talking earlier about how beautiful and Morgan Fairchild turned out to be, both inside and out, I came across this new shot of Olivia Newton-John, 59-year-old cancer-survivor-turned-health-advocate, looking gorgeous and youthful on the streets of DC. It's so interesting to me to look at these women from a different generation, many of whom have aged very gracefully and have made a new career of putting their fame to good use. Olivia's been through so much -- she battled breast cancer, watched her daughter g...

Morgan Fairchild is 58 years old now, but she still looks like a damn centerfold. She's also very active in charity work, helping to raise awareness of AIDS-related and environmental issues. Here, she's at a benefit to help battle leukemia. Morgan, will you be my mentor? Actually, I'll simplify that for you: will you give me the number of your plastic surgeon? Also there: another paragon of aging gracefully and beautifully, Cindy Crawford; freshly rehabbed Eva Mendes, who seems...

Remember on her AmIdol days, when Kat McPhee was a little on the heavier side? Now the super-stunner makes Hilary Duff (who is not a large girl) look like a large girl! Hilary looks great, though, and showed up to this photography exhibit with her boyfriend, hockey player Mike Comrie. She probably looks at Nicole Richie every day and thinks, "Damn, I dodged a bullet the size of Kansas." And I hate both their dresses. ...

After an LA court awarded her extended visitation rights with her sons, Britney was all smiles as she stopped by her trusty Ballys on Wednesday to get in her work-out. She's already bitten off one of the acrylic nails on her right hand, but, beyond that, she looks awesome. I'm happy for her. [Image via Splash]...

Okay, you're right, I'm totally telling my tampon story. Because it's the funniest story ever, and I was inspired by Moe over at Jezebel so fearlessly telling her tampon story. The story is after the jump. Please note: if you are my grandfather or father, do not jump in. Please. Read More />...

"Model" Sarah Larson poses with Giorgio Armani at an event awarding the designer the Couture Council's Global Fashion Leadership Award. Go away, Sarah. (Cute dress, though.)...

Looks can be deceiving. Dina "The Enabler" Lohan dons her most matronly outfit to pimp out her 14-year-old daughter, Ali, at the Candies Foundation "Event to Prevent" Benefit in NYC. You are fooling nobody, Dina. That cross around your neck does absolutely nothing to convince me that you're anything but a money-grubbing, famewhoring, evil woman who's unwilling to admit her eldest daughter is suffering from an insidious disease that she continues to enable. And now you're dragging A...