Meet Selena Gomez. She's the star of the Disney Channel hit Wizards of Waverly Place, and she's supposedly the girl Disney execs have their eye on to make into the next Miley Cyrus. She's got several film roles lined up, and she's in the process of signing a record deal with Hollywood Records (owned by Disney), which also puts out Miley's albums. You know what's crazy? This girl is 15, just like Miley. She has the face of, well, a four-year-old. I mean, really. Selena looks like s...

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Billy Joel, 22-year-old Alexa Ray Joel and Christie Brinkley all pose together at the 2008 Rainforest Foundation Fund benefit concert. It's great that they can all play nicely together as a "family." I'm sure in comparison with the shit Peter Cook pulled on her, Billy Joel looks like an angel. And I like how Alexa Ray has a glass of champagne in her hand and a silly grin on her face. In fact, she's holding alcohol in nearly all the photos of her from this event, and she's usually the only on...

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Now she's all freed up to be Ashlee's maid of honor! Jessica confirmed to reporters that she will be Ashlee's maid of honor, at her big shotgun wedding happening SOON. (Okay, she only confirmed the first half of that sentence.) Jessica will stand next to Ashlee, her soft weeping progressing into total hysterics, as she mourns both the loss of her own marriage and the loss of her little sister's future. Actually, she's probably psyched about that last part. She's probably like, "Fuck, yeah, now the ...

Just as it's being announced that Lindsay scored the lead in the upcoming film Labor Pains, it appears she's lost a role, too: the producers of Manson Girls, in which Lindsay was supposed to star as a Manson cult member, have cut her lose. They reportedly cannot find any name actresses willing to co-star with the infamously difficult Lindsay in the film. No one wants to put up with her bullshit or with her box-office poison, I guess. It's okay, Lindsay. Jack Black'll still co-star with you. Tha...

Congrats to Canadian model Jayde Nicole, who succeeds Sara Jean Underwood as the 2008 Playmate of the Year. She was honored on Thursday at the Playboy mansion. Jayde is 22, but, if you can believe it, she was only 6 when she designed that dress! Wow! What an accomplished young woman. To see a little more of what Jayde's ... uh ... working with here, jump in. [NSFW] Am I the only one slightly bothered by the fact that none of the women in Playboy actually have vaginas? They have,...

Here's Lindsay Lohan supposedly leaving a meeting with the producers of her latest film, Labor Pains, in which she plays a woman who fakes an entire pregnancy for the positive attention. Which should be something Lindsay understands, as she's faked her entire sobriety for the same reason. I love how we're supposed to know this is a production meeting because of the little printed sign on the door. Like, you know Lindsay called her dealer before she headed over there, like, "Hey, I've got papara...

Not only has John McCain actually heard of The Office, he even managed to stand within a couple feet of an actual cast member at Time's 100 Most Influential People gala in NYC Thursday night. I like how BJ Novak's looking at the camera like, "Huh, yeah, I'm standing next to John Fucking McCain. Crazy, I know." And John McCain's looking at his aide like, "Hey, can you come over here and fix my smile? I can't get the left side up again. I know, I know. This is the last time tonight, I promise."...

Nick Cannon and Mariah Carey made their first public appearance since their (shotgun?) wedding last month, at an event celebrating Time's 100 Most Influential People in the World. Mariah was there to sing. At least, I certainly hope she didn't make that list. Awww, you have to admit they are pretty cute together. ...

It was the battle of the New York socialites Thursday night, as Ivanka Trump, Lydia Hearst, Karolina Kurkova, Tinsley Mortimer, Alexandra Richards (yes, that's Keith's daughter) and Eugenia Silva showed off some very hot -- and very short -- frocks at the "Flamenco Blanco" Pronovias store opening in NYC. I actually like all these dresses quite a bit. Some of the shoes I could do without, though. Like, I appreciate that designers are running out of ideas about how to get creative with shoes, so th...

Liv Tyler and her husband of five years, Brit rocker Royston Langdon, have decided to separate, according to her rep. "Liv Tyler and Royston Langdon have confirmed their separation. They remain good friends and devoted parents to their son Milo and are requesting that their family's privacy be respected at this time." So whatever. Yawn....