Meet TJ Swartz, the swashbuckling young man who reportedly banged Ashlee Simpson on and off for two solid months, while she was dating Pete Wentz. Says TJ's friend: So my buddy TJ is the guy I was telling you about who hooked up with Ashley Simpson while she was with Pete Wentz. He’s just some normal dude -no industry connects. He met Ashley at some club in West Hollywood a little over a year ago and they shacked up a few times over a two month period or so. We used to give him s...

I don't even know why. I just am. This way I can live-blog all my bad dates for you guys. And there are plenty. Plus you'll be able to find out in real time when Leo pees on something inappropriate. Which is every five minutes or so. Seriously I was in a meeting with my boss on Friday and I put Leo on his desk for all of thirty seconds before he peed all over the papers on the desk. Leo did, not my boss. This would be a way funnier story if my boss had peed all over the papers on his own desk ("Umm ... so I take it you didn't like my viral marketing ideas?"), but it was just Leo, but still, it was one of those moments where I was like "I wish I had Twitter right now so I could tell the whole world that Leo just peed on my boss's desk." To follow me on Twitter, click here , or you can just follow updates in the sidebar of this website. />I don't even know why. I just am. This way I can live-blog all my bad dates for you guys. And there are plenty. Plus you'll be able to find out in real time when Leo pees on something inappropriate. Which is every five minutes or so. Seriously I was in a meeting with my boss on Friday and I put Leo on his desk for all of thirty seconds before he peed all over the papers on the desk. Leo did, not my boss. This would be a way funnier story if my boss had peed all over the papers on his own desk ("Umm...

For once, there's an event without Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt! But ... it's The Hills Season Finale party. Why weren't they there??? Heidi's rep responds with two simple, yet beautiful, words: "Not invited." Lauren swears she has nothing to do with the guest list, but somehow I don't believe that. But Stephanie Pratt was there! Very, very strange. Oh, and all the girls there, except Audrina, were wearing the same shade of red nail polish. I hate that I notice things like that. [gallery]...