Why? Because there is nothing else going on. And because everyone at this event is way hot, and basically my entire hope for the future. And because Leighton Meester has her hand in that stupid purse in like every shot, and it just baffles the mind. All the pics are inside. We've got Gossip Girl folks (Blake!!!!), we've got ANTM folks (Jaslene!!!!) and we've got 90210v2.0 folks (???!!! ... um ... Lori Loughlin?). Read More...

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Everyone is fine. Except for me. I am devastated. Because this is such a boring story, just like all the stories so far this week are boring, boring, boring. Jesus Christ, will Lindsay get another DUI or something? Seriously, I'd settle for a fucking Lohan DUI right now. Hell, I'd settle for some D-lister throwing a drink at Paris in a club. I don't care. Someone fucking do something!...

Filmmaker Michael Moore, the mountain of a man behind the provocative 2004 documentary, has begun work on a follow-up film, due to be released in the spring of 2009. Moore made an intentional decision to release the film after the U.S. presidential election, as he claims that he doesn't want it to be seen as a politically motivated film. Good luck with that, dude. The film intends "to examine how America's role in the world has changed over the last eight years," says the COO of Overture Films, the document...

Seriously there's something very wrong with me. I'm obsessed with this girl. She's 14. Man, it is such a good thing I'm not a dude. I'd totally be one of those weirdos who cruises by the local high schools and offers the freshman girls a ride home. No, ha ha, that's absurd. I wouldn't be doing that. Because I'd totally be in jail already. At the CW upfronts. ...

The first press shots of the new cast of 90210. Meet (from left): Dustin Milligan, AnnaLynne McCord, Jessica Walter, Shenae Grimes, Tristan Wilds, Lori Loughlin, Ryan Eggold, Jessica Stroup and Michael Steger. Oh man. I want to be excited about this, but I just know it's gonna be such a disaster. ...

I mean, I know it's difficult to find ways to make your black leggings stand out in a crowd of wannabes, but, really, Lindsay? Kneepads? Other features considered for the line of Lohan Leggings: - Crotchless variant - Built-in lube injector - Hidden "Valtrex" pocket - Vibrating pantyline Any other suggestions for how Lindsay could better differentiate her line of leggings?...

Here's the teaser for Woody Allen's new film, Vicky Cristina Barcelona, valuable only in that it contains about three seconds of Penelope Cruz and Scarlett Johansson sucking face in what appears to be a photography lab. And I like how Scarlett Johansson doesn't even have to speak a damn word for you to know that she is playing the exact same character she always plays. /> Here's the teaser for Woody Allen's new film, Vicky Cristina Barcelona, valuable only in that it contains about three seconds of Penelope Cruz and Scarlett Johansson sucking face in what appears to be a photography lab. And I like how Scarlett Johansson doesn't even have to speak a damn word for you to know that she is playing the exact same character she always plays. ...

Here's Steve-O, showing up to court to face charges of criminal cocaine possession, with a walking advertisement at his side. A classy advertisement, might I add. Sigh. At least he showed up. ...

Sigh. I held off on this forever. But there's nothing going on today, and between this and that Remy Ma nonsense (seriously, if you don't want to go to jail for eight years, don't shoot at people with a gun), I'm gonna go with Big Gay Al. Al's updated the "About Me" section on his MySpace page (on which he has three friends, one of which is Tom), to this: Dear Friends: If you think you are having a tough day, may I propose you walk in my shoes for a few hours. In my mind, it feels like “Dump on Al ...

Britney's appearance on How I Met Your Mother brought in 9 million viewers last night -- this isn't as many as her original appearance drew (11 million), but respectable nonetheless. Meanwhile, American Gladiator's 2-hour season opener drew only a tragic 5 million viewers. I guess we're over the '80s ......

Ha ha ha! Samantha Ronson's in Paris -- the city, not the cum dumpster -- with Lindsay Lohan as she pimps out her new line of leggings, and she's sporting a fancy little hicky on her neck. Ooooooh la la! [Image via Splash]...