Lindsay Lohan thinks she can trick us all into believing she’s sweet and innocent by carrying an adorable puppy around NYC.
It didn’t work for Paris, Linds, and it’s not gonna work for you.
Speaking of which: where is Paris? Normally you can’t go thirteen seconds without seeing her lovely mug all over the Internet, but the last time I ran a picture of her was over a week ago. And it’s not because I’m on some sort of Paris boycott. It’s just because there haven’t been any pictures of her. WTF? Did Paris Hilton die? Is her family trying to cover it up? Or is she really just settled down at home with Benji, working tirelessly to get pregnant so as not to be the very last of the starlets to do so? Oh, Paris. You used to be such a trendsetter.
You should train Leo to be an undercover and yet adorable snitch. He could go into the homes of the rich and famous and bring back exclusive photos in his collar camera. Then again, Leo is too innocent and sweet to send into certain celebrities’ homes, so maybe that’s a crappy idea after all.
Paris is suffering from a scorching recurrance of oral herpes. She’ll be seen again when the scabs fall off.
i can’t wait for her to get pregnant…though i predict a candid pic of paris with her todder on a leash(with a handler of course) and a puppy in a stroller.
I think Parisite is filming her MTV show with her new Best Friends Forever chosen from MySpace applicants. Hey, whatever the reason, her absence is nice.
Whatever the reason, I’m thrilled we haven’t been forced to look at any of the Hiltons for a while. Keep it up, Beet!
she looks good hereee
Cute puppy.
Who would even give her a dog?
I hope that pup as the good sense to poop all over that fugly purse.
What’s wrong with her left eye? O.o
Hey yall what happened with the always hidious Tinkerbell -Or whatever the fucking Paris Hilton dog was called?
that poor dog will be spray-tanned and methed out in no time.
The dog looks miserable.
Remember the episode of South Park where Paris Hilton’s dog decides to suicide rather than spend another moment with her?
…I am just saying…
she can’t even take care of herself, how is she supposed to be a gd puppy care taker? poor lil thing
Dude, Lindsay looks weird.
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