You can take the girl out of Long Island, but you can’t take the Long Island out of the girl!
Ali Lohan made her appearance on David Letterman on Tuesday night. I thought I’d have to wait until Wednesday morning to bring this to you, but the folks at RedLasso (who I hate considerably less now that their Flash code doesn’t crash my website) got it to my inbox tonight. Thanks, guys! I’m done talking shit about you for at least a week now!
I think when this show airs we should all play a drinking game. It goes like this: Whenever someone says “We’re just like a normal family,” you take shot. Guaranteed to get you wasted!
Be sure to stick around until the very end, when Letterman calls Ali “Lindsay Lohan.” Ha ha ha ha ha!
I luv how she tries to act older than she actually is. “8th grade=drama”hahahah Fuck you Ali. and your smoker voice. Fuck that too…
How long before she gets a nosejob? I say six months!
Is it just me, or does she share more than a passing relationship to Rumour Willis?
Fuck her and Lindsey and all the no talent pieces of shit who are hawked by the business fucks. The world would be better if people weren’t so fucking stupid. Wake up shitnoses. Don’t you have anything better to do than watch some sister of a fuck up with no talent. fuck me.
wow shes really awkward…
Sigh. 00:54 was all I could take.
Wow. She is SO unattractive. Her big nose thin lips combo somehow makes her look like she’s 30.
That’s what I’m sayin! She literally looks like a corpse to me with that face… it’s disgusting. This broad will be tabloid fodder, and that’s about it. ESPECIALLY with a terrible excuse for a mother like that. How much money do you think she makes off her kids now? I’ll bet my ass that none of it is going into a college trust.
Seriously? This girl is going to be famous? That was the most akward interview I have ever had the displeasure to watch.
I understand that she’s still a kid, but “Um” and her akward laugh every three seconds made me want to find this moron and stab her with a rusty spork.
Watching that was pianful….
Letterman must be really desperate for guests–
The shots should be taken when she says, “yeeahuh.”
Sorry, what’s wrong with her? Why are we laying into a 14-year old? I detest her mother, as well as her enormously talented but bewilderingly unproductive fuck-up older sister, but Ali still has a couple years left to finish turning into a bad person. The buck stops here, Ali! Do what you gotta do!
She looks more like 25-30 than 14 yrs. old! No wonder guys get in trouble with under age girls. Who would EVER believe she was under age??
I agree with Jennatar. I resent the luxury that self-centered fakies like her sister and Mother live in, but seriously, ripping a 14 year-old is a little harsh and premature. Give her a few years to fuck up hardcore. haha. She’d get mad props if she turns out half decent, so Linds has already smoothed out the course for her.
“I mean….”
“you gotta keep your head up high”
she totally spouts off the same crap every time she opens her mouth.
and is it me or does her eye totally spazz every time she says “normal family”?
This bitch is so ugly. Her mother is Dina Lohan & her sister is Lindsay Lohan…that’s enough of a reason for me to hate her right there.
Saw it on tv last night & I must say the only good part was when he called her ‘Lindsay’! But for real, couldn’t they have edited that out & got him to say the right name?! Not like it’s live like they want us to believe-probably should have changed it, but I for one am SOOOO glad they didn’t! hahaha ;)
Yet another interview where they talk about the show to “set the record straight” that they are a normal family. Dina is a soccer mom, so are 1000 other moms on Long Island, were not setting up cameras in our homes to show the world we are normal and drive our children to soccer, or go grocery shopping. It’s the old saying “If you say it enough you eventually believe it” Dina states as a mother you protect your cubs, so if that is the case she has already witnessed the train wreck of Lindsey “being in the business” as she calls it, so why on earth would you pursue having your 14 year old do the same thing. Throw the next cub out to be eaten, thats the kind of protection Child Protection Services should get involved in.
They constantly say they have learned from Lindsey’s mistakes, thats true, they have learned that they did to much and spent all the money and they won’t do that again, nothing else will change. They have “thick skin” and think everything in a tabloid is rediclious and they dont read them, so again I ask why do they need to set the record straight with a show to combat what the tabloids are saying?
So much for home schooling too..is the word “yeeahuh” in the dictionary? I believe the word YES. Ali must have said that a 100 times during her interview, it makes me sad I am from Long Island if that is what others think of us Islanders. Guess Dina was not around during homework (which by the way is what us normal mom’s do with our children)
There is nothing normal about this family so when Dina starts to believe that maybe, just maybe, she can come out of her denial and work on the disfunction in the family.
i know she’s in 8th grade, but if the girl is going to act like she’s 25, she better learn how to speak like one. She sounds so unintelligent every time she opens her mouth and her constant “ums” and “yeahuhs” make her sound like such an incompetent ditz.
ps. did anyone else notice that in the E interview with her and her mom, EVERY time she was asked a question, she stared at her mom when she gave an answer? haha it reeks of rehearsed bs.
I watched for about a minute before I can no longer stand her Long Island smoker voice, poor girl…so not cute. She’s so awkward and I hate to tell you honey, but your album is never going to sell. You’ll sound just like Lindsay and I’m pretty sure the only music of hers that sold was on the Herbie Fully Loaded soundtrack….SCORE!
Also, love how she tried to be like 30, you’re 14….go back to french braiding hair and get off Letterman.
I agree with everybody Ali is a ugly bitch that sing like man screaming from getting kick in balls over and over