If you’re anything like me, you’ve spent the past few days wondering where the hell Paris Hilton is.
I swear, when, like, an entire day passes without a new photo of Paris coming along, I worry about her. Does she have the flu? A little spat with oral herpes? Rehab? Is she out looking for additional Madden brothers for Lindsay and Britney and Nicky and Miley Cyrus? Is she perhaps building a manufacturing facility for Madden brothers? Quietly buying up the empty lot a block down Robertson from Kitson, where she’ll sell high-end Madden brothers to the rich and famous?
No, no.
She’s just in Moscow, promoting her stupid fragrance. I swear she has put more energy into hawking that damn perfume than she has with all her movies combined.
Where’s the Russian mafia when you need it?
[Image via Splash]
Yo Paris , instead of prancing around the world promoting…whatever….hows about you make good on your promise (you know…..the one you so tearfully made when you were tucked away so cruelly in that awful gulag) and do something/anything towards helping the starving squillions in Africa……………………………..eh?
Like I said. She should go promote her piss…perfume… in the Bermuda Triangle.
A Madden Store?
I’ll take one Joel, without the chin fat and facial fuzz.
With extra eyeliner.
Eh, Im 14.
Im allowed to have a crush on him.
She has a lot of rich, erm.. exclusive “clients” she works for all around the world.
Eau de Skank
doesnt anybody have real eyelashes anymore? hookers.
it’s her job to be paris hilton, man…
and that’s what she’s doing brilliantly.
you are so pathetic .how can you spend your day analysing celebrities ?! it’s a slab in my face( okay, it’s not that bad…i’m just wondering how many dumb ppl are around these days). anyway, i shouldn’t care and lay in the grass on the farm watching the sunset and eating those tender ends of the grasshalm til the end of my days.
i’m so glad that I’m me and not you (otherwise i wouldn’t know the beauty of life). sorry, i just felt like saying that, though I know that i shouldn’t spam your website with this shit, but yeah… I’M JUST SO HAPPY!
sorry for my englisch by the way. i’m german
paris is silly, buuut she at least looks pretty here.
I think the flowers are beautiful, Paris, not so much.