Looks can be deceiving.
Dina “The Enabler” Lohan dons her most matronly outfit to pimp out her 14-year-old daughter, Ali, at the Candies Foundation “Event to Prevent” Benefit in NYC.
You are fooling nobody, Dina. That cross around your neck does absolutely nothing to convince me that you’re anything but a money-grubbing, famewhoring, evil woman who’s unwilling to admit her eldest daughter is suffering from an insidious disease that she continues to enable.
And now you’re dragging Ali into the same mess you put Lindsay through.
Jump in to check out more pics from this event, including total hottie Jason Lewis, Mischa Barton, Katie Lee Joel, Caridee English, Beth Ostrosky and Taylor Swift.
God I hate Mummy Lohan. And your headline is so freaking perfect!
Does it disturb anyone else that their hair is styled the exact same way? She really is trying her hardest to turn her daughters into her…
Dina seriously scares me, particularly her white ankles.
Whats up with the whole robotic arm thing she’s got goin on?
Lohan’s = Hot ass mess. ‘Nuff said.
Ah, Jason Lewis. *sigh* I normally don’t care for blonds, but you, my dear, are GORGEOUS!!
Orange people are evil.
What kind of a pose is Ali doing? Her legs are like a wanna-be ballerina!
Apparently my name is Mercedes. LAWL..
By the way, fuck that bitch and her whore. And the mess.
Cast:
Bitch – Dina
Whore – Ali
Mess – Lindsay
You just erase the name in the box and put your own name in!
How hard is that to figure out?
-REAL Mercedes
ps. but i’m not gonna start this shinanegan again
satan fo sho.
what in the hell is up with ali’s legs?
The shoes. The Lohans have this real problem with shoes. I don’t know if the whole family has six pairs between them or what, but it’s disturbing.