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Happy Sun Awareness Week!

May 6, 2008
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I just think this is such a funny name — like, “Oh, shit, there’s a sun? Dude, I had totally forgotten. Wait, so that explains why it’s bright for like 16 hours out of the day, doesn’t it? Damn. And here I’d been looking for the switch for months. I even checked my fuse box. I’m glad you brought that up. I’ll cancel the electrician.”

It’s National Sun Awareness Week in the UK, which is basically a really bad name for a week that’s supposed to draw attention to the various types of cancers and damage which can result from unhealthy sun exposure. Which is awesome, and I’m all about that. In fact, remind me to tell you guys some time the story of how this site became titled “The Evil Beet.” It has a little to do with overexposure to the sun.

Anyway, the self-tanning brand St. Tropez decided to take advantage of this holiday to stick a bunch of hot, tan, swimsuit-clad models in a busy London train station and make them suck on red popsicles. It looks more like Blow Job Awareness Week, if you ask me. Do they have a Blow Job Awareness Week? I should start one. I wonder if I could get non-profit status … you guys would donate, right? It would be a tax write-off. And I’d just make blow-job porn with amateur models all day for a week and give it away for free. Just doing my part to help. If you’re not part of the solution, you’re part of the problem, ya know?

This pic is just a little favor to the 8.6% of readers who identified as male. (In our survey! Which you should take!)

HAPPY BLOW JOB AWARENESS WEEK!

(And be sure to wear sunscreen this summer!)

20 CommentsLeave a comment

  • As one of the 8.6%, I thank…and sign me up as a volunteer for BJ Awareness week, that’s a cause I can totally get behind!!!

  • For the record, Rob, you may want to detail some guidelines for your participation in Blow Job Awareness Week. You wouldn’t want to end up on the short end of the stick.

  • LMAO at all the guys in the background, even looks like ones in a wheel chair. poor schmucks.

    HAPPY BLOWJOB WEEK!

  • I saw a sign on the way home today which said “Warning, exposure to the son may prevent burning”….

    I’ve just realised, reading your post, that I was looking at a church…

    Thanks Beet.

  • She still rocks. Just saw her profile on millionaire&celeb dating site “W e a l t h y R o m a n c e. co m” last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site/.

  • aha, obviously noones heard about the weather in the uk…
    right now, its nice and sunny – but the rest of the year its deceptively sunny…where it looks nice when you’re inside until you go out and realise you need your winter jacket…all year round!!! o_O

    but, what about blow jobs in the sun week?

  • Wait! What about the story? Something tells me the “evil beet” story will be hilarious. C’mon Beet!

  • What a fabulous way to promote public transport, and blowjobs… the sun angle I don’t quite get but that model is hot as all hell

  • I concur, Bee. The white-suited blow job queen is packing. A potential giver AND receiver for Blow Job Awareness Week…

  • I’m sorry, I was too busy being distracted by the model’s nipple placement in the bathing suit. Why is that puppy that high up there? More importantly, why am I worrying about this?

  • That popsicle looks like that one sex toy called the tongue. Not that I’d know or anything… they just advertise the shit out of it in the back ads of my Cosmo every month.

  • i’d bet money it’s more than 8.6 percent, the rest just don’t wanna out themselves in a survey.
    although, if you did start blow job awareness week, the other men might feel more comfortable admitting they read this.

  • Some blow job, where your tongue and lips are all red after completing the job. What is this, Zombie Strippers?