Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Still Going Strong!

Despite the constant rumors — which seem to have reached a crescendo lately — that there is trouble a-brewin’ in Chez Cruise, Tom and Katie seem very much the happy couple as they leave a Broadway show this weekend.

I dunno, I kind of think I’m starting to go to the dark side: I’m beginning to think this relationship might be for real. Like, they might both be total loons, but I think for the most part they’re happily married loons. And Tom may still be gay as the day is long, but he’s stuck with Katie for a long-ass time now, so something about this is working for both of them. And, unlike most Hollywood couples, they seem to make a concerted effort to spend most of their time in the same city. I just don’t think you do that with two busy careers and a fake relationship, at least not two years in. Am I crazy?

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  • WTF is up with his face? Those cheeks, those chins, that grin…

    Chewed up toffee, anyone?

  • She always has a smiling, brainwashed, empty-eyed look, like those polygamist cult women or those weird Heaven’s Gate followers that offed themselves. She’s totally followed Tom over the edge. So they are happily married. They have a lot in common. They are overrated kooks.

  • Brrrr…..I’m cold….that freak gives me chills! I told you he’s transforming into something green with big eyes!

  • There’s hope for Katie. Tom has had two ex-wives escape the Sciento-cult. But Nicole Kidman seems to have paid the exit price by losing her kids, while Mimi Rogers paid with her career.

  • I think that he sees her as the perfect wife to follow him around and do as he wishes. i loved katie my bad- tom prefers she be called ‘kate’- when she was in wonder boys but something tells me that she will never be able to show any genuine emotion on screen again since tom seems have taken away her ability to feel.

  • Of course they’re still together. Whenever she’s allowed out and has a chance to run, he’s got a death grip on her hand. It’s not normal to hold someone’s hand that much or that tight unless you’re trying to keep them from escaping.

  • That’s right Tom, keep a very firm grip on her. Don’t let her go or else she will run for the border.

    The latest round of brainwashing has put that idiot smile on both your faces for another few months.

  • I think their relationship is “real” int he sense that Katie realizes she can’t leave Tom because of Suri, so she is making it work. I think she really does love him but is also very fearful of him– not a good combination. And i agree with the earlier comments about her having a glassy-eyed look like she’s in a cult (because she is). Poor thing.

  • it creeps me out that he is ALWAYS hanging onto her like he’s afraid the drugs might wear off and she’s gonna bolt. run, katie – run like the wind!

  • it’s really too bad…i had high hopes for katie holmes. now she even LOOKS like tom cruise. honestly, one tom cruise is ENOUGH…ugh.

  • does she remind you of the FLDS women we’ve seen in the news? She just does not have the bun in her head or unibrow.

  • Cole Porter was gay and married a woman with whom he had an effective professional partnership. Somehow, though, I can’t put Tom Cruise in the same category.

  • if it wasn`t for his psychotic obsessions , this all would be truly sad!
    Katie girl , ya gotta get out. Like NOW!!!