Here's Jessica Alba today outside a fine establishment called The Rug Company. I don't think that's a double entendre out of the photags who caption these things but you never know.
In other Alba news she held a baby shower yesterday at the Ever After Teahouse in Studio City. Her sister (Jaime King) and Rashida Jones (Jim's other girlfriend on The Office) were in attendance.
The Menu?
Skewers of tiger shrimp and chicken
Mini doughnuts
Cupcakes
Strawberries dipped in white and dark...
Here's Nicolas Cage, dressed in a bear suit, punching out a woman, set to the theme from Chariots of Fire. Enjoy.
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Does anyone besides me remember STP? Stone Temple Pilots?
Here - maybe this will help:
They also did an odd video with Sarah Michelle Gellar. Then they broke up. Then Scott Wieland did enough drugs to kill a fleet of yaks (wait, actually that was probably when they were together too). THEN he joined Velvet Revolver for around five years. They kicked him outta tha band for drug use. We know how that goes.
But now they are BACK TOGETHER!
I think I would pay to see them. Which is odd, because I never leave my house unless the warden asks nicely. They're going to be on the Jimmy Kimmel Show on May 1st and Scott Wieland promises more to come:
"The story's not finished," Weiland told The Associated Press. "There's more to be revealed and more to be told."
In this case "more to be revealed" means the cities they will be playing and the news that Weiland needs to head to rehab real quick-like beforehand.
/>Does anyone besides me remember STP? Stone Temple Pilots?
Here - maybe this will help:
They also did an odd video with Sarah Michelle Gellar. Then they broke up. Then Scott Wieland did enough drugs to kill a fleet of yaks (wait, actually that was probably when they were together too). THEN he joined Velvet Revolver for around five years. They kicked him outta tha band for drug use. We know how that goes.
But now they are BACK TOGETHER!
I think I would pay to see them. Which is odd, because I neve...
Tragically, little Charlie went into respiratory and cardiac arrest last night, and they couldn't resuscitate him.
He was only in my life a very short time, but he made a huge impact, and I will miss him terribly.
At least he's not sick and suffering anymore.
I love you, little guy. />...
Here's Adam and Counting Crows performing "Cowboys," from their new album, on A&E's Private Sessions. I am obsessed with this whole album, but especially this song. I play it over and over again.
I know you don't all approve of my Adam obsession, but it's real and it's happening and all the therapy in the world can't help me from being uncontrollably attracted to his angsty, dissociative, brooding, over-emotional, brilliant ass. I know he's not traditionally hot. But he'll be remembered as one of the most talented musicians of our generation, and I have no idea what the biological basis is for why women are attracted to emotionally crippled men, but ohmygod he gets me so wet.
I am obsessed with you, Adam. Call me. Seriously. In the words of the ever-wise Kathryn Merteuil: You can put it anywhere.
A&E's interview with Adam is after the jump. I haven't watched any of it. It'll just make me go crazy. I can't handle how much I love him.
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Here's Adam and Counting Crows performing "Cowboys," from their new album, on A&E's Private Sessions. I am obsessed with this whole album, but especially this song. I play it over and over again.
I know you don't all approve of my Adam obsession, but it's real and it's happening and all the therapy in the world can't help me from being uncontrollably attracted to his angsty, dissociative, brooding, over-emotional, brilliant ass. I know he's not traditionally hot. But he'll be remembered as o...
I know what you're thinking. Wait, has Kate Hudson's career gone that bad? No, not yet. She's just filming a new movie called Bride Wars. Evidently Anne Hathaway (human ghost) is in it too so I'm sure it will be delightful. Here's another one:
You can tell in both she's acting her ass off. I also think it's safe to say we've provided you with your desktop image for the week....
I don't care about this fella at all but perhaps you do:
LONDON, England (AP) -- Rock musician Pete Doherty has been sentenced to 14 weeks in jail for violating a probation order.... Parlophone Records did not say how Doherty broke his probation. But music magazine NME cited a court spokesman as saying Doherty had used different kinds of drugs, breached "time keeping," and generally not complied with his probation.
"Generally not complied" carries a lot of weight, right? I also like that he tr...
Looks like P-Swayz is responding well to treatments. From his physician, Dr. George Fisher:
"Patrick Swayze continues to respond well to his treatment for pancreatic cancer. Because of his excellent response, he will continue the same therapy at Stanford."
Nice. We're pulling for you Pat.
**Beet internal Update: Beet appreciates all your kind wishes and will be back soon, promise!** ...
Despite denial after denial, it appears E! will be moving forward with the Pamela Anderson reality TV show, titled, amazingly, Pamela.
However: Unlike every other reality TV show out there, Pamela's show WILL NOT feature her children.
Hooray!
Okay, I mentioned awhile back that I ran into some trouble with the Kardashians. I still can't tell you guys the whole story, but I'll tell you this part: I received a call from one of their representatives. Apparently somebody had posted Kylie and ...
Sharon Stone gets dangerously close to an upskirt at an event in Paris.
Also: Charlie is very, very sick. He was diagnosed with Parvo -- he probably had it before I adopted him, the vet said -- and he's now in the hospital and he's not doing very well. So posting is going to be slow or non-existent right now, because I'm spending almost all my time with him at the hospital, and I'm not really in a mood to be funny. Please keep him in your prayers. ...
OMG!
Remember this chick?
On September 11, 2001, she spent the entire day reporting live from the streets of Manhattan, nearly suffocating in debris. She was immediately a household name, etched into the national consciousness. After that, she spent years reporting from Afghanistan and Pakistan, interviewing Taliban prisoners and refugees.
You guys wanna know what she's doing now????
She's hosting a celebrity gossip show for CourtTV!!!!
Ahhhhhhhhhhhh ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!
In ...
Here's Denise "Bad Person" Richards at a charity event for Fertile Hope, which provides fertility resources to cancer patients.
You are not fooling anyone, Denise. You only go to these charity events because no one else wants you around.
And Denise? Bright pink lipstick went out about 20 years ago. You should donate the remainder of your collection to charity and issue a press release. ...