If Samantha Ronson thinks we won't recognize her just because she dyed her hair ridiculously blonde, she's sadly mistaken.
Here she is chillin' with Lindsay outside the DCMA store in Hollywood. How very hipster.
And I love how they're just sitting there surrounded by Red Bulls and cigarettes. My car still hasn't been cleaned up from my road trip, and the passenger seat is pretty much covered in empty Red Bull cans and empty packs of Marlboro Lights. I went to pick up a friend last night, an...
Here's the video I was talking about earlier, where Vanilla Ice totally loses his shit and destroys a studio.
This is so funny. I was laughing my ass off in Chez Eggplant watching it.
Thanks to Mary E for tracking it down. />
Here's the video I was talking about earlier, where Vanilla Ice totally loses his shit and destroys a studio.
This is so funny. I was laughing my ass off in Chez Eggplant watching it.
Thanks to Mary E for tracking it down. ...
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Here's Heidi Montag backstage at her "fashion show" for her "fashion line" which will be sold through Anchor Blue.
OMG.
Okay, look, I like to think that, if I had a body like that, I'd still have better sense than to dress that way. Especially at an event where I'm supposed to be the resident professional. I don't know if that's true, but I'll never again have a body like that, so I'll never have to find out. When I was 14, I used to dress like that. And I looked damn good. All the men ...
Congrats to Crystle Stewart, the 26-year-old entrepreneur who was crowned Miss USA on Friday night.
I watched about the first eight minutes of the pageant. After that, I decided to sit on my bed and stare at the wall, because it was more interesting. And the Osmonds weren't on my wall.
Anyway, in the eight minutes that I watched, they introduced all the contestants. They were all, like, 20 years old. It made me feel sad and old. And then there were a handful of, like, 26-year-olds, and I...
Donald Trump -- who famously doesn't drink alcohol -- raises a toast at the ribbon-cutting ceremony for the Trump International Hotel & Tower in Las Vegas. Just what Las Vegas needed: another fucking hotel. Because there aren't enough fabulously ornate edifices in that city for young girls to get wasted out of their heads and go home with old ugly dudes from Minnesota. We needed one more. Thanks, Mr. Trump. ...
She's getting huuuuuuuuuuge!!!
Here's Jess picking up some take-out food in Hollywood, and talking on her cell phone, per usual.
I don't know why I'm so obsessed with the Jessica Alba pregnancy. I don't even find Jessica Alba particularly interesting, but for some reason I'm just glued to watching her baby bump grow. I am so, so weird. ...
I don't really care about Elizabeth Rohm. In my mind, she'll always be that chick from Law & Order who couldn't act her way out of a paper bag. It was painful to watch. And didn't it turn out, like, in her very last episode, that she was gay? And it was totally random and weird? Not that being gay is weird, just that, like, there were absolutely no signs that she was gay and then they fired her and she was like "This is because I'm gay, isn't it?" and it was all very strange? Am I making tha...
Honestly, sometimes I don't even know why we bother following the lives of movie stars and television actors. I think I would be perfectly content just to follow the existences of beauty queens.
Remember Christina Silva, the Miss California who had to give up her crown after officials notified her that there was an "accounting error"?
Well, she's suing their asses to the tune of $500K, for "public humiliation, mental anguish and distress, lost opportunities, lost prizes and lost monies pa...
Here's Prince William and girlfriend Kate Middleton attending William's graduation ceremony at RAF Cranwell.
They are SO adorable together. I just love Kate. I can't wait until their wedding.
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Heh. So I noticed that both Tom Arnold and Andy Dick attended the premiere of Forgetting Sarah Marshall, and my first thought was "Oh please God let there be a photo of them together."
And here it is.
And it's a thing of beauty. ...
Seriously, it's like they all think this Ashlee Simpson/Pete Wentz marriage is going to work out.
Says Jess: My sister is overflowing with joy. Pete is an incredible soul. They naturally bring out the best in each other. I couldn't be happier."
And says Papa Joe (who's currently in Georgia watching the Masters tourney with Tony Romo): "[Pete] did ask me [if he could propose]. I told him that I would be honored to have him as part of my family."
Heh.
This thing is just waiting to...