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Can We Please Talk About Lisa Loeb’s Glasses?

lisa_glasses_compare.jpg I'm really torn on this issue, and I want to hear opinions from you guys. Lisa Loeb is wearing the same dorky glasses she wore at the beginning of her career. At left: Lisa Loeb, on Sunday, at the NYC premiere of Turn the River. At right: Lisa Loeb, at the 1993 Grammy awards. On one hand, in a world where celebrities seem obsessed with constantly reinventing themselves, it's kind of refreshing to see someone sticking to the same schtick for 15 years. On the other hand, Jesus ...

GIRLS OF OLIVE GARDEN!!!

Kendra Wilkinson Playboy Olive Garden, Pictures, Photos OMG!!!! This is the coolest thing ever! And also kind of the weirdest thing ever. Playboy has launched a nationwide search for the hottest women who work for my FAVORITE restaurant!!!! They're going to do a "Girls of Olive Garden" pictorial!!! Hugh Hefner and Kendra Wilkinson will handpick the winners. Reps from Olive Garden say they have no involvement in this -- they won't encourage their servers to get naked, but they won't fire them for it, either. Man, at first I was lik...

I ::Heart:: Danica Patrick

Danica Patrick Wins Indy Japan 300, Pictures, Photos On Sunday, the 26-year-old hottie became the first woman to win an IndyCar race, taking home the big prize for the Indy Japan 300. "It's a long time coming. Finally," she said. "It was a fuel strategy race, but my team called it perfectly for me. I knew I was on the same strategy as Helio [Castroneves] and when I passed him for the lead, I couldn't believe it. This is fabulous." And Helio's response? "With five laps to go, I was saving fuel. When Danica passed me, I realized she was...

Prince William Lands Military Aircraft at Kate Middleton’s Home

wills_kate2.jpg You know, when you're dating a Prince, you expect the royal treatment. Kate Middleton got it this weekend, when Prince William landed a $16M military Chinook helicopter in her family's lawn, sparking plenty of controversy in Britain. And last week, Wills flew brother Harry to their cousins bachelor party in a different Chinook. (The British media calls a bachelor party a "stag do," and I'm totally going to use that in the future.) Says a member of the British military: "At a time when t...

Shhhh … Lindsay Lohan Is Drinking Again

lindsay_ht.jpg I love how People magazine has decided to nonchalantly announce that Lindsay Lohan has fallen way, way off the wagon. According to them: Lindsay Lohan continued to support good friend Samantha Ronson, hanging out at Times Square's Hawaiian Tropic Zone as Ronson spun tunes from midnight to 4 a.m. Sunday. The pair arrived together, both wearing black leather jackets, right on time at 12 a.m. A blond-haired Lohan stationed herself at a table directly behind Ronson's deejay booth in the second level VIP...

Being Sarah Marshall

sarah_suck.jpg It's funny; a few weeks ago, I was driving around LA and saw one of those billboards that says "My Mother Always Hated You, Sarah Marshall" and I thought to myself, "God, it would suck to be named Sarah Marshall right now." The billboards, of course, are a promotion for Judd Apatow's new film, Forgetting Sarah Marshall. There are several of them, sporting phrases like "You Suck, Sarah Marshall" and "You Do Look Fat in Those Jeans, Sarah Marshall." Like I said: it would suck to be named Sa...

I Am Totally Not Above Running the Emma Watson Crotch Shot Photos

Emma Watson 18th Birthday Pictures, Photos Um, so, this is kind of a moment where I should pick up the phone and call my boss and be like, "Um ... is it okay if I run photos of Emma Watson's vagina?" Because, like, I've kind of gotten in all sorts of trouble for this sort of thing lately. But I love you guys above all else, and I really think it's important you have the opportunity to see Emma Watson's vagina. Better to ask for forgiveness than permission, right? And you know what's even better? (And what my management will be ...

HAPPY 420, YA’LL!!!

Click here to see new video of Amy Winehouse caught smoking the ganga out on the streets of London. It's a 4/20 miracle! Have fun getting baked today, kids! Make sure you have plenty of Pringles and Lucky Charms on hand, and don't smoke anything I wouldn't smoke! />...