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But I Love Him!

Vanilla Ice’s wife, Laura Van Winkle, recanted her original statement that her husband had physically abused her. She now says any physical contact was accidental.

So prosecutors will not be moving forward with the case.

Shit, dude, I hope any sexual contact she has with him is accidental too. I can’t imagine who would walk to sleep with this washed-up freakazoid. I’m sure from here on out it will be all roses and happiness in this relationship. Because a guy who beats you up once is definitely going to feel very sorry and never do it again. Especially once you make it clear that you love him enough to not press charges.

Sheesh.

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