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Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer: Yeah, I Think This Is Happening

On the heels of initial reports that the two were spotted sharing a meal in Miami, we’re now hearing that they later had an intimate dinner that lasted until 1 a.m.

They had a “cozy” dinner at Casa Tua in Miami Beach, and were spotted holding hands as they returned to their hotel.

Damn.

What do we think of this new pairing, kids?

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  • ugh.
    john mayer is one of those faux-nice-guys that absolutely make me want to just give up.
    zach braff, i believe, leads this cult.
    can jennifer aniston please date just one person who isn’t a self-important asshole?
    i won’t deny that john mayer is amazing on the guitar, but i’d really prefer it if he’d just camp out in the studio, play and never speak again.

  • I don’t give a rat’s ass about John Mayer or any of the other guy’s who may or may not be getting a piece of Jennifer Aniston. However. even the remote possibility that some day a sex tape of our her getting laid could be leaked to the internet is an interesting prospect. Who knows, the sight of Jennifer Aniston on her back naked with her bare feet in the air and her toes curled while some guy or beast ravages her might bring an end to war, poverty and illness in the world.

  • I think that jennifer has sunk to a new low…he reminds me of a female version of Paris HIlton…gross couple

  • He cannot play the guitar!! Everything that comes out of him (eeeuuu…) is precious and sicky sweet and just so bad. Why why why would ANYONE want to date him, or even listen to the listless rambling he claims is music?

    It is beyond me. She will dump him. Soon.

  • he’s definitely a man-whore. i think this will be over quickly. jen has poor taste in men. i wish she and aaron eckhart would hook up. they would make a cute couple.

  • Who cares! I just saw his profile at “B l a c k W h i t e M i n g l e . c o m”, for girls to meet single, handsome men, both black and white there.. .

  • Word to Jen.. EVIL BITTER Sheryl Crow is NOT your friend. Rampant STD’s might be in a few weeks after John leaves.

  • I honestly think John Mayer is too good for her.

    He’s hot and is just getting better, while she has peaked. And she is WAY too old for him. Gross.

    He can do soooo much better.

  • this is for gabriela…

    regardless of his “sicky sweet” lyrics, he actually is an amazing guitar player. his musical talent goes way beyond what you hear on the radio or his albums.

  • I’ve wanted to see his eyes close up for sooo long – THANKS!!!!

    They’re really nice, with like a light brownie color/melted milk chocolate in the center, and this gentle avocado color around the edges. nice.

    but i the boy needs to shave.

  • I think she is absolutly lovely and he is one of my fav artists. If they are a match, I am happy for them. I mean, it has to be hard being Jen, when Brangelina is around with a bucket full of kids and amazing carieers, while she after friends only makes shit films. I am so hoping her carieer takes up again!

  • I think they make a great couple. She’s older than him! Get real look at Demi and Kutcher. Who the heck wants a bucket of kids these days in a world that has over population problems. As far as careers. Jolie tanked in movie about Pearl’s husband that was killed. She has had as many bad movies as good ones. Pitt cannot act at all unless he is working with pal Clooney. who can act. His movie about Jessee James tanked. Matt Damon, Leo DiCaprio and Ed Burns now they can act. Jennifer Aniston has talent ,she just has to pick the right roles. She made a hell of a lot of money on friends and probably does not need to act at all if she chooses. Give her some credit. John Mayer is a much better musician than Pitt is an actor. Pitt got where he is because of his looks and he is losing that rapidly, but then again if I had a bucket full of kids I would start losing my looks as well as my mind and so would anyone else.

  • I don’t think John is too young fo JA, I mean come on…………………Brad Pitt is like 12 years older than AJ but nobody’s complaining about that, why the doublestandard?????????????????????????????? If she wants to be John, then its her decision to make, it is her life after all.

  • I think Johnny boy would be better with Alicia Keys. These past chicks just aren’t his type, from what I know. He and Alicia seem to get along. Or maybe him and Norah Jones. Yeah…. >_> It’ll all be over by October.

  • They make a cute couple better then her and Brad. I hope she gets the younger cuter guy she deserves it. Maybe Brad leaving will be a good thing he was getting old and ugly already. Hopefully John turns out to be the sweet guy she deserves.

  • They are a cutte couple and john mayer kindof diserves better… but john mayer is hott and i can easily see why jennifer is into him and im okay with them together cuz shes WAY better than jessica simpson and they will last a while… my only complaint is that shes a little to old for him…