Heh heh heh heeeeeeeeee!
I’m four months sober!
I’m going to Coachella, baby!!! Because that is where the real recovery is.
Jesus.
David “I Have No Fucking Business Being at Coachella” Hasselhoff hit up Coachella this weekend, where he managed to find two girls about his daughter’s age to run around with. He’s also sporting a little bruise under his eye and a gigantic bruise on his arm.
Yeah, dude. I can’t for the life of me figure out why you have trouble staying clean.
damn hasseldog, you are really awesome
http://www.bannedinhollywood.com
I blame the Germans.
Ew. Moob sweat.
His face is sweat and his gross body is tanned.
Sorry, I meant to write, his face is white and his gross body is tanned.
That’s the singer/harpist from America’s Got Talent and her sister.
From what I remember they don’t drink, smoke or do drugs.
One’s a lawyer and the other is a nurse…not bad company if you
can get it.
The “two girls about his daughter’s age” are New York based singer Corina Brouder and her sister Cornelia. And they are slightly older.
http://www.corinabrouder.net
I am just pissed that I wasn’t at Coachella.
Those are the hottest girls! The Hoff is sooooooooooooo lucky.
I love the sweaty man-boobs. Nice touch Hasselhoff!
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