A 22-year-old girl was arrested at Chicago’s Crimson Lounge on Thursday night after jumping into Samantha Ronson’s DJ booth and refusing to leave.
“She was only 100 pounds, but she managed to take two of my own security guys down,” Crimson’s general manager Matthew McCahill told E! News. “I just looked over and I saw that two of my guys were down. I know she kneed one of them, but I don’t know how she got the other one down.”
Ahhhhhhhhhh ha ha ha ha ha ha. I wish I could take credit for this, you guys, but I have plenty of witnesses who can place me in Seattle at the time the incident took place.
You know who else was there?
Yup: Lindsay Lohan, who appears to be following Samantha around the country. It’s so silly that they feel they can’t just come out and say they’re dating. Like, unless Lindsay is suddenly Samantha’s personal assistant, there’s no other decent explanation for her following SamRo to all her gigs everywhere in the country. Like, I have close girlfriends, but, when they travel for work, I don’t come along. Hmmm. I know: maybe Samantha Ronson is trying to get clean, and Lindsay Lohan is her full-time sobriety coach. Yes. That makes a lot more sense.
Linds and SamRo are currently on their way to Vegas, where Samantha’s DJ’ing tonight and tomorrow night at Planet Hollywood.
Love it that she is flashing V for Vageena.
Tiny dykes are like tasmanian devils. Only a ghetto drag queen or a terminator could take one down, 1 on 1.
Good Lord… keep these toxic waste dumps outta my city!
Sometimes, when I see a wicked hot chick, I think to myself “oh yeah, I could totally get gay with her”. Maybe not forever, but at least for 3 really hot hours.
And then I see SamRo and I think to myself “there is no way in hell I’d open my legs for you”.
When Lindsay was first with her, we all just assumed its the coke. But I think it’s become very, very clear that it’s gone passed the coke-slutting stage. So this is what I’ve concluded:
Remember when her rehab bf and all those guys in Italy were telling their stories about banging Lindsay, and how she just couldn’t get enough? Well SamRo must be the energizer bunny of going down and/or wielding a strapon. Because SamRo certainly isn’t the kind of girl you “experiment” with.
@ Darth Paul: HAHAHAH ROFL HAHAHAH
@ Roma: Couldn’t have said it better myself.
And after the petite menace overwhelmed security personnel, Lindsay Lohan kicked her ass utilizing the advanced martial arts moves she developed while filming I Know Who Killed Me. I’m both slightly afraid and slightly turned on by the supposed feat (not feet) of the 22-year-old.
The girl waited for Lindsay to leave to her and Sam’s suite at Sax — which means she was more afraid of Lindsay kicking her ass than those two security guards. Smart girl.
Smart girl. Totally Agree
Roma: “And then I see SamRo and I think to myself “there is no way in hell I’d open my legs for youâ€.” AHAHAHAHAAHA!!
and i wouldn’t take on LiLo :|
Darth Paul is an idiot.
Being an out lesbian is not a good move for a young actress, it really limits what you can be cast in, as your real life impairs the audience to suspend belief, so that you can play a straight woman.
However, even if you aren’t out per se, if you are acting like a lesbian you have just accomplished the same thing. So you are now not going to be considered for parts even if some producer were kind enough to want to give a still unrecovered alcoholic their 50th chance.
Her self distructiveness is pretty awesome. That’s some kind of hate directed at your momager.
Jinx, Unless one is under the possible threat of violence or a scummy legal punishment, one should not be hiding who they are. Lohan’s relationships with women (in particular the long, tumultous one with Ronson) are not something she should feel the need to hide. The emotionally self destructive part is hiding one’s sexuality and I wouldn’t be surprised this (as much as her woes with her parents) has turned her to drinks and drugs. I’m not going to argue that there wouldn’t be damage to her career. However to be free and open about who you love is far more rewarding than the possible losses (this is from someone who was kicked out of their home at the age of 16 and lost their well to do family for being out). If Lohan was to come out it may very well hurt her career but it also may very well give her the peace and contentment she needs. The feeling of walking hand in hand with the person one loves is a piece of contentment that is far more rewarding than the millions. It’s better she learn this now than regretting her closeted life 20 years from now as so many closeted actors and actress of the past have. She is not exhibiting hatred to her Mom and her management. She wants to be around the person she loves and realizes that is when she feels happiest (which is no different than most of us).