Not that anyone except Ashley Olsen cares, but Jamie-Lynn and her beau of two years, Scott Sartiano, have split.
“They are currently split up as they’re living on different coasts and their lives are taking a different direction,” the source says. “They are still really close and you never know what is going to happen in the future.”
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The relationship turned rocky recently, and “she went to New York to work on their problems,” says a friend of Sigler’s. “She was in New York up until a few days ago and that’s when it ended.” Another friend called the breakup “mutual. They have both accepted it and are doing their own thing. They’re still very close and share so much love for each other.”
Jamie’s been spotted out and about on the LA scene recently, and told People magazine “I’m going to Coachella. It’s gonna kick off my summer fun with the girls! It’s all about me right now. And I like that. I’ve never had that in my life.”
God, you know what I hate? When chicks say shit like that. Because it always means they’re going to get back with their boyfriend or have a new one in, like, two weeks. Like, I’ve been single FOREVER and I always used to get excited when my girlfriends would break up with their men and be like, “Oh, yay, it’s all about me, it’s all about girl time, I really just need to focus on me right now,” and I’m like, “Hooray, I’ll finally get to spend time with you and have a single girl to go out with!” and then ten seconds later they’re like, “Oh, we’re back together now, I’m so happy” or “You have to meet Matt, he’s my new boyfriend, I’m so in love and so happy!” and meanwhile I’m still TOTALLY FUCKING SINGLE. But whatever. I’m not at all bitter.
Here’s a tip for your twenty minutes of singledom, Jamie: Ditch that lipstick.
I totally know what you mean. I have this friend who recently broke up with her fiance/boyfriend of over a year. She broke up with him because he (drunkenly) told her that he convinced his ex-wife to have threesomes to make their marriage more interesting (even though he was going to divorce her ass), the girl who he had a threesome with currently works for his business, and he’s made porno’s. All the while, my friend has given up her entire life to help him run his business and take care of his kids. We had a girls night out and she said that she is ready to be single. Of course that was a huge crock because the next day they were back together and I got the same comment, “We are totally in love and I’m going to do everything to make this work (gag). I totally can’t wait for you to meet him. you are really going to like him.” Yeah, I’m totally going like this asshole. Girls can be so stupid sometimes… and I’m a girl and I totally don’t understand it!
don’t you wish you could bitch slap the spammers?
so meanwhile, I’m thinking about getting back with my ex…what do you all think? ;-)
Yeah I know what you mean. My boyfriend’s ex-house mate (total bitch) just broke up with her boytoy of a year and the next day she’s having sex with a new guy she met online while she was still with her old boytoy before HE dumped her ass. She has to have herpes or something.
I’m in a similar situation myself, Beet. Half my girlfriends have recently started new relationships and suddenly have no time for anything except the new boy, whereas I’ve just become single by choice and all I want to do is hit the town with the girls! Sisterhood my ass.
All my best girlfriends have all had boyfriends and/or are married. And they’re all younger than me!! What is up with getting married at 18?? Anyway, I hate being the only single one and I hate having a friend who breaks up and gets back together all the time. So annoying!
SINGLE GIRLS UNITE!
Really, just the lipstick she needs to ditch. Because if I were to be brutally honest (which I’m going to be), she needs to ditch the nasty tank top, the high-wasted pants, the long-strapped purse, and the big-ass watch. I’m going to go ahead and recommend she ditch the shoes because even though I can’t see them, I’m going to assume by her mismatched blacks that they are awful.
And :o, very amusing story. I think we all have that stupid friend.
*high fives Mercedes*
completely true…plus not to be bitchy but those pants look turrrrible on her.
> SINGLE GIRLS UNITE!
Yes, also known as dykes (or fat chicks).
Just kidding!! sheeesh
Yeah, man, it’s the pants. They are atrocious. Where are her feet & how does she walk? (rhetorical question!). She needs to grab those girlfriends & go shopping.
Black ain’t very slimming.
How unfortunate. That’s almost as sad as my Goddess Kelly Brook and Billy Zane breaking up :(
Okay this may be harsh but this girl has always looked about 20 years older than she is. Not because she’s wrinkley or anything like that but the way she dresses and wears her make-up. She’s about to be 27 but I swear she could be one of the Bravo NYC housewives.
@:o): totally
“Black ain’t very slimming.” – What? Are you kidding? Black’s the slimmingest colour out there! :O.
… UPDATE: My friend is engaged now. I’m totally predicting that this will crash and burn, right-quick and in a hurry. I’m waiting for the call the morning after she decided to give him a threeway telling me that she totally regretted it. What happened to rebounding with hot guys who don’t mean anything to you, except for… you know… What? Too slutty?
really though, the pants. . . these girlfriends she’s refferring to being the golden girls !?!
I know what you mean–That “focus on myself” line is always used by girls who are secretly terrified of being single. I’m single and don’t need to justify it by saying that I’m “focusing on myself”. It doesn’t need justification.
*sigh*
I just get back at those annoying girls by nailing their boyfriends.