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Ali Lohan To Eventually Become Cocaine Addict Make Feature Film Debut

Congrats to 14-year-old Ali Lohan, who has begun filming her first movie role in Los Angeles. The film is called Mostly Ghostly, and is based on the series of R.L. Stine books of the same name.

Ali will play a popular high-school senior. Which is fine, because, these days, she looks to be about 26. Much like Lindsay, who looks to be around 48. I think the Lohans age in dog years.

How long before Ali ends up knocked up by Brody Jenner? I give it a couple of years.

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  • Ha ha ha hee, they age in dog years? I think you’re right though. Lindsay could be my less attractive big sis and I’m 24.

  • No doubt she has already had more dick that most working girls in a Nevada brothel. The Lohan girls are all the same.

  • “I think the Lohans age in dog years. ” HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I think that’s worthy of quote of the week, and it’s only Tuesday! Brilliant!

    Definately a family resemblance there, but she is nowhere near as pretty as Lindsay was circa Mean Girls period. Her head looks too small for her neck. I’m not a fan of that hair on her, either.

  • I think her hair looks really pretty. But that’s about it. She still resembles a corpse to me.

  • Look Ali enjoy’s doing something good on her i mean who can stop her from what she love’s no one i say go Ali go
    and this site is patheic Ali is only 14 she’s is just a teenager leave the poor girl alone !!!.

  • She’s wearing too much make up for a 14 year old and her hair is probably the only attractive trait on her.

  • Eew. You’re right about the Lohan’s aging in dog years but at least dogs do it gracefully.

    I’m just going to dump this one onto the Miley Cyrus & co. wagon.

    It’s disgusting. I mean, from what I can tell from looking at this pic; she’s dyed her hair (and some of it is fake), she’s tanned (a lot by the looks of her freckles) and she’s wearing tacky contacts AND she’s wearing more make up than some of my aunts put together (Badly applied make-up at that). And this girl is 14 years old?!

    She looks just like I’d imagine Michael Douglas to look if he were to have cosmetic surgery… and a sex change.

  • ok ali lohen is relly cute.im a persian girl thattt i like herrr sheee is not look olddd she is prettyyy butt u guys are jeles thats ittt she is beautifullll

  • Well, she reminds me a hell of a lot like Cher in that picture. 60 years old, looks like a transvestite, can’t sing for the life of her. -_-

  • you guys r fcked up.
    haters i can say
    shes just 14 shes a
    really pretty girl
    and i say go ali do
    your thing girl.
    I love the lohan girls
    we all have our flaws
    and we all make mistakes
    its just theres are made public
    so everyone can judge and talk shyt
    instead of realizing their own mistakes.

  • I feel bad for this poor girl because she is being battered alive by people who don’t know her or the life she lives. And, last time I checked all the 14 yr olds look like their in their 20’s. It’s all due to the way society percieves women and this allows young girls to want to be beautiful and desirable. I think she is a pretty girl and a decent singer. To me she is a normal 14 yr old who wants to be famous like her sister. That’s it.. the end.

    BTW: all of you people are pathetic and need serious help. I guess everyone who comments on this site is absolutely gorgeous and can sing and act.