Happy Birthday, Selita! March 28, 2008Evil BeetSelita Ebanks Model Selita Ebanks celebrated her 25th birthday at Marquee last night, in the company of -- who else? -- Eva Amurri and Lydia Hearst. Go figure. ...
I Love Alicia Witt March 27, 2008Evil BeetAlicia Witt And it is out of that love that I feel obliged to mention that she needs a new stylist, or at least a new personal assistant. I have not been impressed with her fashion choices lately, and now she shows up with this terribly wrinkled dress. These tragedies are so, so avoidable, Alicia. At the Gen Art Film Festival launch party in NYC....
Angela! March 27, 2008Evil BeetAngela Lansbury, Lauren Bacall Legendary actress Angela Lansbury made an appearance at the Broadway opening of Gypsy. Also there: Lauren Bacall, who is just way fucking scary right now. I'm sure she's a very nice person, but, Jesus, Lauren, there's a time and a place for a low-cut V-neck and, for you, that time was at some point during the early years of Prohibition. ...
Audrina Patridge Speaks Chinese Now March 27, 2008Evil BeetAudrina Patridge As if all the press surrounding the recent leak of her nude photo shoot weren't enough, Audrina Patridge decided she wanted even more ink. The Hills starlet hit up a Hollywood tattoo parlor today to get some nonsense tattooed on her arm. Can someone please explain to me the value of getting tattoos in Chinese when you, personally, do not speak Chinese? I never understood why people do that. Why would you want something tattooed on your body that you can't understand and that represents ab...
Ali Lohan? Or Ashlee Simpson? March 27, 2008Evil BeetAli Lohan Lindsay's kid sis is starting to look quite a bit like the younger Simpson gal, IMHO. And now everyone's reporting she's had plastic surgery at the ripe old age of 14. I call bullshit. She's had her lips plumped a bit, and she's wearing blue contacts now, and hair and eyelash extensions, but the rest is just make-up. She's undergone nothing that requires a general anesthetic, Ashlee-style. The bone structure is all the same. But it's weird how much she looks like Ashlee Simpson no...
Now You Can Watch Kristin Davis Sucking Cock and Book a Trip to Walt Disney World From the Very Same Web Page March 27, 2008Evil BeetUncategorized ...
Miley Cyrus to Host Kids Choice Awards March 27, 2008Evil BeetMiley Cyrus Miley Cyrus, the Disney Channel mainstay, has been booked to host the Nickelodeon Kids Choice Awards. "If I had to guess, I'm thinking Nickelodeon execs are throwing their hands up and saying, 'It is what it is,' " says a Disney insider. "I think they realize they don't have a choice. They clearly know this is a show that must showcase the favorites and most popular stars for the kid audience. ... We're proud that kids have clearly said that the Disney stars and shows are (among) their favor...
Lindsay Scores Another Movie Role March 27, 2008Evil BeetLindsay Lohan I thought 2008 was going to be the year of celebrity babies, but it may turn out to be the year of celebrity comebacks. Britney Spears is already taking baby steps toward a real comeback, and now comes news that Lindsay's signed on to her second film this year. She'll be playing Nancy Pittman, a member of Charles Manson's cult, in the upcoming film Manson Girls. Insert your own cult-related joke here. A source confirms that the production company has insured Lindsay for the film. Ear...
Dude I Miss the Good Old Days When I Was the Only One Obsessed with Blake Lively March 27, 2008Evil BeetBlake Lively There are like 1000 pictures of this girl on every photo service like every day now. They used to be precious gems. Dude, she was my C-lister for so long, and now she belongs to the world. It's so sad. And I really want to start obsessing on Taylor Momsen, but she's only 14, so I have to hold back on that one. Plus the world would just cruelly steal her away from me anyway. Here's Blake on the set of her stupid hit show that everyone watches and now everyone knows about her. ...
Adam Duritz Is a Tortured Soul, and It’s Totally Turning Me On March 27, 2008Evil BeetAdam Duritz In a recent interview with People magazine, the Counting Crows singer opened up about his recent battle with mental illness. "I've been dealing with mental illness," he says. "But I didn't want to say anything for a long time. I went crazy. It was scary." Dude. I hear you. Crazy is scary. Just ask Britney Spears. "Being crazy is bad," he continues. "It's scary when the world isn't real to you. You come untethered. Everything seems imaginary. You look around the room and nothing seems re...
Model Selita Ebanks celebrated her 25th birthday at Marquee last night, in the company of -- who else? -- Eva Amurri and Lydia Hearst.
Go figure.
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And it is out of that love that I feel obliged to mention that she needs a new stylist, or at least a new personal assistant. I have not been impressed with her fashion choices lately, and now she shows up with this terribly wrinkled dress.
These tragedies are so, so avoidable, Alicia.
At the Gen Art Film Festival launch party in NYC....
Legendary actress Angela Lansbury made an appearance at the Broadway opening of Gypsy.
Also there: Lauren Bacall, who is just way fucking scary right now. I'm sure she's a very nice person, but, Jesus, Lauren, there's a time and a place for a low-cut V-neck and, for you, that time was at some point during the early years of Prohibition.
...
As if all the press surrounding the recent leak of her nude photo shoot weren't enough, Audrina Patridge decided she wanted even more ink.
The Hills starlet hit up a Hollywood tattoo parlor today to get some nonsense tattooed on her arm.
Can someone please explain to me the value of getting tattoos in Chinese when you, personally, do not speak Chinese? I never understood why people do that. Why would you want something tattooed on your body that you can't understand and that represents ab...
Lindsay's kid sis is starting to look quite a bit like the younger Simpson gal, IMHO.
And now everyone's reporting she's had plastic surgery at the ripe old age of 14.
I call bullshit. She's had her lips plumped a bit, and she's wearing blue contacts now, and hair and eyelash extensions, but the rest is just make-up. She's undergone nothing that requires a general anesthetic, Ashlee-style. The bone structure is all the same.
But it's weird how much she looks like Ashlee Simpson no...
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Miley Cyrus, the Disney Channel mainstay, has been booked to host the Nickelodeon Kids Choice Awards.
"If I had to guess, I'm thinking Nickelodeon execs are throwing their hands up and saying, 'It is what it is,' " says a Disney insider. "I think they realize they don't have a choice. They clearly know this is a show that must showcase the favorites and most popular stars for the kid audience. ... We're proud that kids have clearly said that the Disney stars and shows are (among) their favor...
I thought 2008 was going to be the year of celebrity babies, but it may turn out to be the year of celebrity comebacks.
Britney Spears is already taking baby steps toward a real comeback, and now comes news that Lindsay's signed on to her second film this year. She'll be playing Nancy Pittman, a member of Charles Manson's cult, in the upcoming film Manson Girls. Insert your own cult-related joke here.
A source confirms that the production company has insured Lindsay for the film.
Ear...
There are like 1000 pictures of this girl on every photo service like every day now.
They used to be precious gems.
Dude, she was my C-lister for so long, and now she belongs to the world.
It's so sad.
And I really want to start obsessing on Taylor Momsen, but she's only 14, so I have to hold back on that one. Plus the world would just cruelly steal her away from me anyway.
Here's Blake on the set of her stupid hit show that everyone watches and now everyone knows about her. ...
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In a recent interview with People magazine, the Counting Crows singer opened up about his recent battle with mental illness.
"I've been dealing with mental illness," he says. "But I didn't want to say anything for a long time. I went crazy. It was scary."
Dude. I hear you. Crazy is scary. Just ask Britney Spears.
"Being crazy is bad," he continues. "It's scary when the world isn't real to you. You come untethered. Everything seems imaginary. You look around the room and nothing seems re...