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Being a Good Daddy

Robert Rey, Dr. 90210, Hosts at Opium in Miami Beach, Pictures, Photos Oh, wait, except neither of those people is one of Dr. Robert Rey's children. No, they're at home in LA, being neglected by their father, per usual, as Dr. 90210 himself hosts at Opium in Miami Beach. I need to email the photo service and double-check that these pictures were, in fact, taken at a club, because it sure looks to me like they've captured Robert Rey arriving 25 years late for his Miami Vice audition. I dunno, I mean, I know he's not all bad, but usually I just think this ...

Jack Nicholson Supports Hillary Clinton

If I'm going to run that Barack Obama "Yes We Can" video, it's only fair I give Hillary her chance to be endorsed by random celebs. I guess all that's left is for a celebrity to make a John McCain ad. We're waiting, Hollywood. /> If I'm going to run that Barack Obama "Yes We Can" video, it's only fair I give Hillary her chance to be endorsed by random celebs. I guess all that's left is for a celebrity to make a John McCain ad. We're waiting, Hollywood. ...

Why Don’t I Like Amy Adams?

Amy Adams at Premiere of “Miss Pettigrew Lives for a Day”, Pictures, Photos Does anyone else feel this way? I mean, there's nothing wrong with her. She's just some random actress who generally does a good job of staying out of the tabloids, but whenever I see a picture of her, I'm just annoyed. I know it's totally unfair of me. I mean, I have absolutely no basis for this feeling, it just comes. Here's Amy at a screening for Miss Pettigrew Lives for a Day in NYC (Side note: As I was typing in Amy's name, I kept spelling it "Amy Adamns." I did this like three times in a row, and couldn't figure ou...

I Don’t Really Know What to Do with This Story

Um, so the British media is reporting that the Hells Angels planned to kill Mick Jagger back in the '60s. They were going to attack his house by sea, but a storm tossed them all overboard from their little attack vessel. Clearly the Hells Angels should stick to motorcycles. Sailing doesn't seem to be their forte. /> Um, so the British media is reporting that the Hells Angels planned to kill Mick Jagger back in the '60s. They were going to attack his house by sea, but a storm tossed them all overboard from their little attack vessel. Clearly the Hells Angels should stick to motorcycles. Sailing doesn't seem to be their forte. ...

Quotables

Sophie Monk, Pictures, Photos "Let me make this as plain as possible – Benji did not leave me for Paris Hilton. Benji and I did not break up badly or anything like that. We both decided, as adults, our relationship had run its course and decided to move on. I feel no animosity towards Benji and Paris at all and am very happy with life at the moment." Sophie Monk, to Australia's Herald Sun. I give this girl mad props for not pulling a Shanna Moakler and being all like "Paris Hilton needs to take her Valtrex...

I Needed a Good Laugh

paris_shaman.jpg So, per usual, I'm having an awful day. When I feel like I've finally lived through the worst of the awful days, it seems I learn there's an even worse one on the horizon. I certainly hope you're having fun here, God. But just when I think that absolutely, positively nothing could make me crack a smile today, there's Paris Hilton. And her frappuccino. And her shaman. Thank you, Paris. From the bottom of my heart, thank you. ...

Reunited and It Feels So Good

Prince Harry and Prince Charles at RAF Brize Norton, Pictures, Photos Prince Harry got back home today. He was met at RAF Brize Norton in the UK by his father and brother. Glad you're safe, buddy. And I'm also way sorry that the foreign media won't let you live your goddamn life. You're one of the few celebrities who can say "I didn't ask for this" and really mean it, and I have a great deal of admiration for your determination to fight for your country alongside your friends. All the best, kiddo. ...

Fun with YouTube: Lisa Loeb, “Snow Day”

I dunno. I'm in love with this song right now. And a memo to Warner Bros: Fuck you and fuck your notices of infringement. I'm in no goddamn mood for this. If you don't want your motherfucking shitty-ass Madonna track all over the Internet, take better fucking care of the masters, or develop a goddamn business model that works in the 21st century. Fuck you. /> I dunno. I'm in love with this song right now. And a memo to Warner Bros: Fuck you and fuck your notices of infringement. I'm in no goddamn mood for this. If you don't want your motherfucking shitty-ass Madonna track all over the Internet, take better fucking care of the masters, or develop a goddamn business model that works in the 21st century. Fuck you. ...

Superpower Showdown: Madonna vs. Barack Obama

Okay, so Madonna's "4 Minutes to Save the World" has hit the Internet during the same weekend that various and sundry Hollywood stars joined together to sing along to a Barack Obama speech. I've had occasion to listen to them both, and, I have to admit, I like the little Obama ditty better than Madonna's new opus. I'm amused by that. What do you guys think?
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/>Okay, so Madonna's "4 Minutes to Save the World" has hit the Internet during the same weekend that various and sundry Hollywood stars joined together to sing along to a Barack Obama speech. I've had occasion to listen to them both, and, I have to admit, I like the little Obama ditty better than Madonna's new opus. I'm amused by that. What do you guys think? {democracy:16}...

Madonna: “4 Minutes to Save the World” Full Track

It's leaked. Again. It's been on the radio in France, I guess, which is why you get this kick-ass French DJ muttering over the music every now and then. It's leaked. Again. It's been on the radio in France, I guess, which is why you get this kick-ass French DJ muttering over the music every now and then. ...
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