Today's Evil Beet Gossip

So Hayden Panettiere and Milo Ventimiglia Are House-Hunting

hayden_milo2.jpg Oh, I'm so obsessed with Heroes. As I've reported on here before, lately my day consists of sleeping, eating, blogging and watching the Heroes DVDs. I have one more left before I'm through the first season. And I didn't understand why people thought Milo Ventimiglia was hot until I started watching those DVDs. Man oh man, is he a sexy bitch. Anyway, he currently belongs to one Hayden Panettiere, who is, according to InTouch magazine, looking to get her own place to shack up with her Pet...

Dannielynn Set for Life

larrybirkheadanddannielynn.jpg Dannielynn, Anna Nicole's baby with Larry Birkhead, is now officially the heir to Anna's fortune. If the pending case for J. Howard Marshall's money ends up going Anna's way, all of that money will then go to Dannielynn. That case is still tied up. Dannielynn so far has two crazy daddies, cross eyes and will never be able to escape the media glare. I guess this is the booby prize for being famous before you can talk. ...

Who is Julia Allison?

dsp_julia_allison_with_laptop1.jpg Somehow this weekend, between drinking and attempting to get ready to shoot my second hooker stint on "The Guiding Light," I became obsessed with Julia Allison. Though at first glance she seems to be a Manhattan celebutante she really seems to have something interesting to say. Gawker is quite obsessed with her and though she does seem to be constantly at odds with them in her blog I think they are her ticket to celebrity. It is one of those "any publicity is good publicity" situations...and its...

The Game Goes to Jail

Rapper The Game checked himself in to Twin Towers facility in LA on Sunday to begin serving a 60-day sentence for felony firearm possession. He was convicted last month of possession of a firearm in a school zone, after he pulled a weapon on some dude during a pick-up game of basketball at a South LA school almost a year ago. Jesus, people can be so mind-blowingly stupid. What happened to the good old-fashioned schoolyard brawl? />Rapper The Game checked himself in to Twin Towers facility in LA on Sunday to begin serving a 60-day sentence for felony firearm possession. He was convicted last month of possession of a firearm in a school zone, after he pulled a weapon on some dude during a pick-up game of basketball at a South LA school almost a year ago. Jesus, people can be so mind-blowingly stupid. What happened to the good old-fashioned schoolyard brawl? ...

I Am Going to Be Nice to Heidi Montag Because Her Brother Just Died

heidi_montag.jpg Oh, Heidi, this is terrible timing. Just when I'm getting ready to lay into you good over that godawful Britney Spears duet, news broke that your stepbrother died on Thursday. So I'd say you're getting off easy, but something tells me there's nothing easy about this. Heidi's stepbrother, a veteran of the war in Iraq, died last week in a freak accident, when he fell off an icy roof in Colorado. He'd been discharged from the Army just a month ago. Heidi released the following state...

Jeri Ryan Had a Baby

jeri_ryan.jpg Jeri Ryan is more relevant than you may think. I know we've been over this before, but this woman may end up being single-handedly responsible for this country electing its first black president in 2008. And you just thought she was that chick from Star Trek. Anyway, since divorcing politician Jack Ryan in 1999 and setting in place a series of events that would, nearly a decade later, result in Barack Obama emerging as the front-runner for the U.S. presidency, Jeri's remarried, and she...