Matt Damon and wife Luciana Barroso hit up up some event for Sony Ericsson in London.
She looks like she might be preggers again.
Update: Dude, I'm so smart. Matt Damon announced this afternoon that Luciana is, in fact, preggo. ...
You know: alcoholism, drug addiction, rape, doing porn, working at Hooters. All the stuff that makes good daytime television. See, this is why I could never host a daytime television show. I could never look someone in the eye and be like "Tell me more about getting raped" when I knew full well that in my head I was thinking "This'll be good for ratings." And, frankly, shame on Dr. Drew for encouraging this shit. Jessica relapsed after Celebrity Rehab, so you know she's just got a couple of months sober, if that, and what the hell business does anyone have putting her on television and asking her to talk about getting raped?
Normally I have nothing nice to say about the AmIdol alum, but it does seem like she's making an effort to get sober and pull her life together. So, you know, right on, kiddo. />
You know: alcoholism, drug addiction, rape, doing porn, working at Hooters. All the stuff that makes good daytime television. See, this is why I could never host a daytime television show. I could never look someone in the eye and be like "Tell me more about getting raped" when I knew full well that in my head I was thinking "This'll be good for ratings." And, frankly, shame on Dr. Drew for encouraging this shit. Jessica relapsed after Celebrity Rehab, so you know she's just got a couple of m...
I'm sort of loathe to give any publicity to this nonsense, but whatever.
A bunch of anti-abortion protesters hit up the premiere of Horton Hears a Who, to, ya know, protest abortion rights, even though it's a fucking kids movie and many of the folks in attendance were children.
Basically, these protesters have latched onto the key line in the Dr. Seuss book -- "A person's a person, no matter how small" -- and have used it repeatedly to voice their message. Interestingly enough, Dr. Seus...
Britney Spears' one-time paramour, most-time pap Adnan Ghalib was turned away from her gated community yesterday.
Adnan showed up to the gate, supposedly to see someone else in the community, but the security guard said no way.
He had to listen to the jeers from his fellow photogs as he drove away.
Tee hee.
I'm currently in love with Britney Spears' father. He's the guy doing all these magical and wonderful things. ...
You know, if most celebs showed up to an event in this dress, I'd be like "ARGH! Stab me in the eye!!"
But Ali?
Looks PERFECT.
I love you, Ali. I don't want to date you -- as I've said before, you're a bit old for me, and I know you're happily engaged -- but if I could maybe get adopted as your little sister or something? That would be awesome. ...
I love Molly.
She's the genuinely dumb half of the Olly Girls (I have this suspicion that Holly is actually quite bright, but I can't prove it yet).
She hit up JET in Vegas to celebrate her 22nd birthday.
No sign of Holly in any of the pics from this set. Could there be trouble in paradise? ...
Jim Carrey poses on the red carpet with his two favorite women: daughter Jane and girlfriend Jenny McCarthy.
I love Jenny's outfit here -- it's a cool twist on the nautical theme we've seen all over this season (phone call last week from friend: "Have you been to Forever 21 lately? It's all sailor clothes! I just want a fucking tank top!"). And Jane has really grown up to be a beautiful young woman. ...
Brooke Shields and hubby Chris Henchy hit the red carpet for Horton Hears a Who with kiddos Grier and Rowan.
Grier doesn't know what the hell's going on, but Rowan just seems petrified. ...
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Organic girl dropped by last night
For nothing in particular
Except to tell me again how beautiful and serene she feels
On uncooked vegetables and wheat germ fortified by bean sprouts--
Mixed with yeast and egg whites on really big days--
She not only meditates regularly, but looks at me like I should
And lectures me about meat and ice cream
And other aggressive foods I shouldn't eat.
Suzanne Somers, in her book of poetry entitled Touch Me, published in 1980.
Frida...
Here's a hint: it's in SoHo. It's a boutique. It's owned by the sister of Lindsay's rumored Sapphic love (and sometime dealer). Oh, and of all the shopping she's done in NYC, this is the first place we've seen the photogs permitted to follow her inside.
Hm.
And while you're pondering that little brainteaser, how about someone also explain to me what the hell she's wearing on her legs. Those don't quite look like leggings and they don't quite look like leather. I'm perplexed. ...
Here's the Next Big Thing at Dulles Airport in DC, puffing away at a cigarette, and wearing a backpack and a set of clothing which I can only assume was purchased entirely at his local Goodwill. Hey, it's kind of like contributing to a charity.
What's with the spider on his hat? Does anyone recognize that logo? ...