Here's 10 minutes of your life you're never going to get back. It's Paris Hilton judging the Miss Turkey pageant.
Around 5:30 she attempts to belly dance. It's one of the more awkward things I've come across this year. It's like even Paris is like, "Dude, I am in no way qualified to do this. Please. Make it stop." I mean, I don't know much about the art of belly dancing, but I'm pretty sure this is a huge affront to it.
Like if America's Next Top Model traveled to Turkey and they taught the girls to belly dance, and one of the girls did this shit on stage, the end result would undoubtedly be a lengthy lecture by the local expert on how she's essentially urinated all over the Turkish culture and, were she not here with a CW production crew, would now do jail time. />
Here's 10 minutes of your life you're never going to get back. It's Paris Hilton judging the Miss Turkey pageant.
Around 5:30 she attempts to belly dance. It's one of the more awkward things I've come across this year. It's like even Paris is like, "Dude, I am in no way qualified to do this. Please. Make it stop." I mean, I don't know much about the art of belly dancing, but I'm pretty sure this is a huge affront to it.
Like if America's Next Top Model traveled to Turkey and they taug...
Okay, this is pretty hilarious.
Check out this clip of recovering meth-head/former child star Natasha Lyonne watching herself as a child on the Pee Wee Herman Show. Honestly, you just have to watch the whole thing. It's so fucking funny. She's like "Too bad I was a damn dirty hippie," responding to the way they dressed her on the show. And she says -- and I can't tell if she's joking or not -- that she and Paul Reubens once kinda-sorta fucked doggy style.
I love this girl, meth-head or not.
The clip she's responding to is after the jump.
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Okay, this is pretty hilarious.
Check out this clip of recovering meth-head/former child star Natasha Lyonne watching herself as a child on the Pee Wee Herman Show. Honestly, you just have to watch the whole thing. It's so fucking funny. She's like "Too bad I was a damn dirty hippie," responding to the way they dressed her on the show. And she says -- and I can't tell if she's joking or not -- that she and Paul Reubens once kinda-sorta fucked doggy style.
I love this girl, meth-head or n...
Us magazine is saying that reports of a Brad Pitt/Angelina Jolie wedding on Saturday are "complete and total bulls--t."
"Bottom line," says a source, "they're not even in New Orleans."
Hmmmm.
What do you guys think? Did they tie the knot or not?...
A very pregnant Cate Blanchett shows off her curves at the Sydney premiere of The Year of Magical Thinking.
I read this book, by Joan Didion, at a difficult time in my life, and I just adored it. I saw this photo and I was like "My God! I had no idea they were making it into a movie!"
But it's actually a play.
I am such a twenty-something.
Anyway, I love that Cate's just rocking the preggers look. ...
Everyone, meet Charlie.
Charlie, meet everyone.
Charlie is my new baby Shih-Tzu!!! He's 8 weeks old and I just adopted him today, which is why I was a little late picking up on the Brangie wedding news. Some things are even more important than a Brangelina marriage. Hard to believe, but true. :)
He's the absolute sweetest, cutest puppy on the planet!!! He's smaller than all my cats and he likes playing with all their toys more than they do. Now I just have to train him to use their litte...
Surprise, surprise.
Miley Cyrus was voted as both Favorite TV Actress and Favorite Female Singer at the Nickelodeon Kids Choice Awards on Saturday night.
What the fuck? How did she not win for Favorite Jesus Freak? Miley was robbed!
For a full list of the (totally predictable) winners, click here.
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Star magazine is reporting that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie were married on Saturday afternoon in New Orleans.
If it's true, it's all you're going to be hearing about all week.
And everyone's still reporting that Angie's expecting twins. ...
She sure is busting her butt trying to promote this little clothing line of hers.
Here she is in Canada, where her line will be sold at Holt Renfrew.
These don't look all that special to me.
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It's here.
She registered with Babies 'R' Us.
And before you get any ideas, yeah, someone already bought her the rectal thermometer.
Her due date is apparently July 10. ...
You know, normally I take a pretty cynical eye toward celebrity life. I know most of it's bullshit. I get that. I understand that these are real people with real emotions and real lives, and they all have pain and heartbreak and sadness and rough nights just like you and me, and I understand that, in many cases, money and fame only worsen the problem. I understand that most of these lives are not in any way enviable.
But Gisele?
Fuck Gisele.
Gisele lives in this magical little world ...
I brought this up a couple weeks ago, and you guys disagreed, but I'm sticking to my guns. This new set of pictures has me even more convinced.
Mena normally has respectable fashion sense, but lately she's been rocking these outfits that there is no earthly reason to wear if you're not trying to hide a little baby bump. And look at the way Simone's touching her. That's the way you touch your pregnant girlfriend.
She's knocked up, you guys.
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