Today's Evil Beet Gossip

I Want Kathy Griffin to Marry Me, Too!

Kathy Griffin Presides over a Wedding Kathy Griffin presided over the wedding ceremony of a New York couple this weekend. "The request came in, and how could I say no?" she said. "I love that this couple just want to have fun. They're my kind of people." Griffin led the 10-minute wedding ceremony of Brian Anstey and Elka Shapiro by making off-color jokes about the couple's sex life and forcing the bride to recite the menu. OMG, I soooo want Kathy Griffin to preside over my wedding. I would totally do it right now, if I had anything even remotely resembling a boyfriend. But I do...

Britney’s On a Budget

britney_shu.jpg So a judge ruled today that Britney's dad could put her on a budget of $1500 a week. She'll have a debit/credit card to use that maxes out over that amount. $1500??? That's hardly enough to support her Starbucks habit, let alone her shopping habit! Come on, Pops, if the most manic thing Britney wants to do is go on a shopping spree, let her! Lord knows that Sane Britney (circa 1999) worked hard enough that Crazy Britney should get to shop now. Britney didn't show up at the hearing -- sh...

Quotables

New York Governor Elliot Spitzer and Wife Slida Wall, Pictures, Photos "Good afternoon. "For the past nine years, eight years as attorney general, and one as governor, I have tried to uphold a vision of progressive politics that would rebuild New York and create opportunity for all. We sought to bring real change to New York and that will continue. "Today I want to briefly address a private matter. I have acted in a way that violates my obligations to my family and violates my, or any, sense of right and wrong. I apologize first and most importantly to my fam...

Hide Your Daughters: Joe Francis Is Out of Jail

Joe Francis Pictures, Photos But just for a little while! Joe sent the following email to pals: "Friends, Today I posted my bond in Reno so that I can immediately return to Florida to face the charges against me. I will be released from jail in Reno in the next few hours. I want to thank you all for your help and support over the past 11 months of hell. I also want you all to know that in the same way you were there for me in my time of need, I will be there for you. Thank you again, Joe Francis" Y...

Lindsay Lohan Doesn’t Want to Be on Her Mom’s Stupid Reality TV Show

Lindsay and Ali Lohan, Pictures, Photos Lindsers and kid sis Ali were partying in the penthouse of her new NYC complex on Thursday night. Lindsay reportedly stayed clean, drinking only water, smoking and dancing as Samantha Ronson ran the DJ booth. The two headed back to Lindsay's apartment around 10 pm. Mom Dina Lohan showed up to say hi, but Lindsay nixed the cameras following Dina for her new reality TV show, so Dina only stayed for 20 minutes. Good thinkin', Linds!...

Australian Magazine Apologizes for Revealing Prince Harry Was in Afghanistan

Prince Harry in Afghanistan in Army Uniform, Pictures, Photos New Idea magazine, an Australian publication, has issued an apology for running a story disclosing Prince Harry's military whereabouts. It says it was unaware that the British MoD had an agreement with major news outlets not to reveal that Harry was in Afghanistan. "We do acknowledge that our actions in publishing the story can be reasonably viewed as insensitive and irresponsible," the magazine says. They call the story a "serious lapse of judgment." We're still waiting on an apology f...

What’s Up with Mena Suvari?

Mena Suvari at Starlight Starbright Children’s Foundation Pictures, Photos She's put on some weight. And what's with the horrific top? I mean, unless you're a circus performer, there's no reason to wear that thing other than to hide a pregnancy. Normally I'm a fan of Mena's style, but this is just inexplicably awful. She's gotta be preggers. She's not married, but she's in a serious relationship with Simone Sestito. And we all know that unwed mothers are the new black this year. Here's Mena at an event in LA for the Starlight Starbright Children's Found...