Oh, I love shit like this.
Joe Francis was prepared to offer Ashley Dupre a cool million to appear in his GGW DVDs, but then he discovered that she'd already gotten naked for him -- back when she was 18!!!
"It'll save me a million bucks," he said. "It's kind of like finding a winning lottery ticket in the cushions of your couch."
Francis said at that point, his offer was off the table: "We actually had been dealing with her rep," he said. "Our (offer) was the real deal. We just never m...
Oh, Britney. Your acting skills are unparalleled. You forgot to add in the parts about driving around LA aimlessly, checking into assorted hotels and screaming "Fuck you" at the paparazzi, but, otherwise, this sounds like a common request fromm you. />
Oh, Britney. Your acting skills are unparalleled. You forgot to add in the parts about driving around LA aimlessly, checking into assorted hotels and screaming "Fuck you" at the paparazzi, but, otherwise, this sounds like a common request fromm you. ...
So the photo agency's all excited about these new! Photos! Of Jennifer! Aniston!
And I'm like "Really?"
She's not naked or anything. She's on the set of her new movie, Marley & Me, with Owen Wilson.
I mean, she's a busy actress still, so she must be a box office draw, but does anyone really care about Jennifer Aniston these days?
I'm asking. Let me know. ...
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Well, his career is certainly up shit's creek.
Heh heh. I ran this photo just so I could say that.
Here's James Van Der Beek doing something boring in Los Angeles.
What happened to this kid? The boys in that series didn't really fare well, did they? Katie Holmes went on to marry Tom Cruise. Michelle Williams went on to star in an Oscar-award-winning film. But Josh Jackson? And Dawson? They just kind of went away.
What do you guys figure is in his hands? I've included a close-up...
Kristin Davis's rep went on the record all like "this is not a photo of Kristin Davis. There is no sex tape."
And maybe there is no sex tape, but I'm starting to think it's more and more likely that these are, indeed, photos of Kristin Davis.
If you missed the photos, they're here and here.
You know Sarah Jessica Parker is pissed. The SaTC movie is coming out in two months, and this shit was supposed to be about her, dammit!
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At least with the folks at the Burbank courthouse.
Shia was busted for smoking illegally outside some stupid gift shop in Burbank. His arraignment was today at 8 am, but Shia was a no-show. His lawyer didn't show up either.
The judge issued a $1000 bench warrant for his arrest. His current whereabouts are unknown, but I'm sure that, wherever he is, he's laughing his ass off about this, like he probably was with the ticket earlier.
Like, seriously, smoking is bad, kids, but I think it's tot...
We are all in the wrong line of work, folks.
The real money is in being a high-priced hooker.
That chick at the center of the Elliot Spitzer scandal, Ashley Alexandra Dupre, has been offered $1M by Joe Francis to do a photo shoot and tour for the Girls Gone Wild DVD.
"Her face is on the cover of every newspaper in the country," Francis said in a statement. "It's clear that the public wants to see more of her. This is a serious offer and I hope she gets back to me right away."
Joe s...
Halle Berry and Gabriel Aubry have named their little kiddo.
According to Access Hollywood, the baby's name is Nahla Ariela Aubry.
"We didn't have a name picked out until just before we left the hospital," said Halle. "For us it was hard to name the most important person in our life until we met her."
I think that's a pretty name. Nahla must mean something in some language, but when I Google it all I get is the Northern Alberta Health Libraries Association. And I refuse to do any furthe...
She may have a reasonable excuse, but it seems Miss Abbie Cornish was a no-show at the Stop-Loss premiere in LA.
Abbie met Ryan Phillippe on the set of that movie, and set in motion the series of events that would eventually end in the tragic dissolution of Ryan's marriage to Reese Witherspoon.
I was really looking forward to running a photo of the two of them together. ...
Yesterday we posted these shots from the Kristin Davis sex tape. Today another has been released, and it's even more revealing than the previous two.
Yes, I'm talking pussy, kids.
This one looks less like Kristin than the other two, though.
What do you guys think?
NSFW pics are after the jump.
Update: Images removed upon request. ...