A GOODBYE LETTER TO MY DRUGS OF CHOICE
At this point,
All you fucking things are good for is dying. I’m not
ready to die. I’m ready to live. I’m ready to breathe
(properly, even). I’m ready to fall in love. I’m ready
to become ready to start a family. I’m ready to be
happy, fulfilled and meaningful. Maybe I’ll see you
fukkers if and/or when I’m ready to die.
Steve-O
From his most recent MySpace blog.
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After her third marriage failed -- all together now -- MISERABLY, Pamela Anderson tells Ellen Degeneres she is currently not dating anyone.
Her attention, says Anderson, the mother of two boys (Brandon, 11, and Dylan, 10, whose father is Anderson's ex, Tommy Lee), is devoted to "just kids. That's taking up a lot of time."
Especially on her schedule. Says Anderson, "Usually I get in around 3 or 4 in the morning, and I'm up at 6:30 am with my kids making breakfast, 8 a.m. at school, and who wash...
Britney's dad is making her ditch some of her cars.
Brit currently owns seven, each of which is worth, individually, more than your life. Seriously. Ask your insurance agent.
A court granted the singer's father on Monday the power to "sell or dispose of" an undisclosed number of her seven cars.
Lawyers for Jamie Spears stated that the cost of maintaining the fleet of vehicles was too expensive and that the sale of "a certain of" her cars "will save substantial expense to the conserva...
The red hair? The sassy poses? The pseudo-pout? The totally uncalled-for use of dark floral prints?
Hm.
Here's 26-year-old Natalie Dormer on the red carpet for season two of The Tudors, where she plays Anne Boleyn.
If this chick wanted to make some real cash, she could probably strip at bachelor parties as a Lindsay lookalike. I'd say she could do Lindsay porn flicks, but, you know, Lindsay's pretty much got that angle covered herself. ...
It's shit like this that makes it even cooler that Lindsay Lohan is designing a line of leggings. Like, at least she's doing something different.
Here's Kimora Lee Simmons at the launch of her new fragrance, Baby Phat Fabulosity.
They should have called it Phabulosity. That's the only way this thing could sound even more ridiculous.
She's posing here with the beautiful Selita Ebanks. ...
Sorry for my obsession with all things Ronson. Sorry you guys have to deal with it.
But here's designer Charlotte Ronson at some party in NYC.
Those circles under her eyes are so dark they almost look like bruises. And standing next to socialite Olivia Palermo? Bad idea, Char. It almost seems like someone Photoshopped the two of you together. You can't possible exist in the same space without the universe imploding.
Oh, Charlotte. Drugs are the new cool. Oh, wait. Except total...
A construction worker at one of Mel Gibson's homes hung himself either Tuesday night or Wednesday morning. The body was discovered Wednesday morning.
No one from Mel's family is currently living in the Agoura Hills house.
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Pete Wentz has taken to the streets to try to get the message out that suicide is bad, and he's doing this by letting kids everywhere know the even angsty, eyeliner-wearing, bisexual musicians aren't safe from the grips of suicidal depression. You don't say?
Pete tells the story of how he once attempted suicide, just after his band had finished recording their first major-label album:
"I got in my car. I remember I was listening to Jeff Buckley doing Leonard Cohen's "Hallelujah" and sat...
I've always had this theory I wanted to try out. You know how there's that far right lane on PCH that people can use as parking when it's not rush hour? But then, when it's rush hour, be it morning or evening, it is illegal to park there? And you know how people park there anyway? And it slows down traffic like all the way up to Oxnard? My theory is that we should make that a capital offense. Seriously when the cops see a car parked there during rush hour, they should not ticket it. They should...
I'd link you guys to Tyler Durden to view them, but that site's been down all day. Gee, I wonder why.
And you have a God-given right to see the photos of Audrina Patridge naked. She sent these to Playboy when she was 19. They weren't run. Playboy sent her a letter that read "It's not that your body's not hot. It's that your eyes are weird."
I'm kidding.
She released the following statement:
"I took these photos years ago when I was just out of high school and beginning to model. I ...