We love traffic!
Traffic is great!
Until the server gets overloaded and the pages won’t load anymore. :(
We’re working on fixing it … kind of. Computers are complicated and scary.
Anyone out there a WordPress expert who wants a job streamlining this site so it doesn’t vomit SQL queries all day long? Drop a line to evilbeet@gmail.com.
The whole bloody Internet has been running at a crawl since Thursday last week, not merely thine own treasured crimson chamber of testy tuber.
Xylol is right. It’s not just your site, Evil Beet! The Internet has a problem and nobody wants to admit it yet.