Today's Evil Beet Gossip

“Shut Up and Eat Your Cheetos!”

Update: Photo removed because it violated some manner of copyright blah blah blah. Sorry.

Jesus, Angelina.

Do you really want another?

You know, if you feel like it’s too much, you could just have the baby and then put it up for adoption in Africa. How much fun would that be??? There are plenty of needy African families who would know exactly what to do with a beautiful white baby.

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  • SO NOT NICE!
    Read your blog every day, this picture is the reality of a child, white or black, won’t read anymore.

  • Woo hoo….. this gives me hope that Brad will come knocking on my door… my kids cry over their damn cheetos all the time! :)

  • At least pretend you care about what children in Africa go through. If your parents had half the sense of a monkey’s ass they would have given you up for adoption.

  • Well…if you guys think she crossed a line maybe you just don’t get it. And maybe you shouldn’t be reading gossip blogs. I’m sure PETA has a laugh-riot site you can visit.

  • Why does anyone feed their toddlers Cheetos? It gives them that uncared-for, malnourished, orange-mouth. Sick.

  • You know the Cheetos folks are orgasmic right now…and why are these folks getting up in the Beet’s shit? The racism is in your own hearts, the Beet is not mocking race here she’s mocking international-adopt-the-world-celebretarianism (made that up!). Oh, never mind, you’re not reading anymore.

  • So at first glance (GLANCE, I say!) I thought this was Britney because of the whole Cheetos thing and I couldn’t see the other kid at the bottom. That’s funny.

  • That comment sounds a little bit racist to me. Pleeeeaassee don’t go there. I’m curious, what will an African family do with a “beautiful white baby”?

  • OMG! Lighten the fuck up people! If you can’t handle the gossip blogs then don’t bother!

  • well, IMHO, children are always sacred
    one can mess up about many a subject
    but children are a no no
    sorry Beet

  • i’m kinda offended by this little writing piece.
    i’m sure africans know how to take care of a baby regaurdless off color.
    you obviously have no children, because you wouldn’t have written this peice of shit.
    p.s. i despise brangelina

  • I hate moms who think just because they let somebody nut all in ’em and popped out a kid, they think they are the most wonderful people alive. I know plenty of worthless mother fuckers who have kids and would say far worse. So priscilla, i wipe my ass with your comment. xoxo

  • leelee i don’t think im the best mother on the planet doll, and i hope you wipe your mouth to with my comment because you have shit coming out of it too.

  • Lord have Mercy! This is obviously just a picture of a 2 year old having a little tantrum!!! You all calm down – Beet is not being racist, she’s being amusing – that’s her job!

  • leelee who are you gonna kiss with that shitty mouth? your motherfucker of a mother? your obviously peeved because you were treated like shit as a baby, so sad for ya!
    muah get better

  • she needs to have more children with her yummmy man if not I volunteer for that job any day I LOVE YOU BRAD

  • I’m totally on Beet’s side here.
    Great comment, Beet, you are so smart and witty!

    Hate Angelina. The only thing she’s good for is getting preg.

  • Priscilla is an uber-whore. She has more kids than she can count by numerous black men and sits at home on the computer that her welfare checks bought her. Priscilla has no friends and a stinky, stretched out pussy. Maury episode waiting to happen. ANYWAY, eat ass bitch. Just because people don’t have kids doesn’t mean they don’t have a fucking soul. Some people need to get over themselves.

  • Thats not me you twat. If I thought you were a nigger slut I would tell you so. You strike me more as a cock sucking coke whore. xoxo