Donald and Melania took little Barron — who turns two on March 20 — to a fundraising event for the Memorial Sloan-Kettering Cancer Center in Midtown.
This is one seriously adorable child. The Donald must be pissed that another ultra-wealthy Barron — cough cough — went and got himself a DUI, proving that no matter what an absurdly elitist name you choose to award your child, you can’t stop him from eventually behaving like a human being.
Meanwhile, on the Upper West Side, Barron’s 30-year-old half-brother Donald Jr took wife Vanessa to the American Museum of Natural History’s Winter Dance, where they were joined by Anne Hathaway, Tinsley Mortimer, Jessica Stam, Amanda Hearst, Ralph Lauren, Thom Filicia, and other people who you might imagine attend any manner of “Winter Dance” after the eighth grade. I don’t even think I attended the winter dance in eighth grade. I had my parents drop me off, then promptly went behind the school to get high while I let my boyfriend get to third base. Because even at age thirteen I understood that I was way too cool for anything called a Winter Dance. Apparently these folks never got the memo.
I saw this guy a couple of weeks ago via webcam. I was contacted by him first on a celeb site called ‘SearchingM illionaire. c o m’! I also got several of his pix.
That kid looks like Damien-don’t let the smile fool you!
this is probably the most he has been around that kid since he was born.
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What fantatic class! The appearance, the quality of the clothing, the appropriate choice of colors, even the color of his tie is a match for Melania’s shoes and little Barron’s sweater! Most judicious! Donald Jr. is no sartorial nightmare, both he and his wife are dressed and looking quite appopriate. Donald Jr. is quite the big game hunter, having been hunting very dangerous wild game in Africa several times! I recently saw him on a television show where he faced, with a couple of other armed hunters, several Cape Buffalo in the long grass, less than forty or fifty feet away. These animals are evil tempered, and have sent back home more hunters in those little green boxes filled with the hunter’s ashes, than any other animal in Africa! They shot those Buffs dead, and he got at least one of them! He’s both fearless and courageous, very impressive!
Don’s concubine is orange.
I’m sorry but that child is not cute. I don’t think it’s fair to trash celebrity kids (or anyone’s kids) for their looks, so let’s just say he’s average, cute-wise. But he is really tall for a two-year-old, I’ll give him that.
He’s tall! His face even looks older than a 2 yr old…enough with the other Barron already though!
If they keep dressing him that way, he’ll shove that silver spoon straight up his ass….
Isn’t he the kid from The Omen?