Kathy Griffin presided over the wedding ceremony of a New York couple this weekend.
“The request came in, and how could I say no?” she said. “I love that this couple just want to have fun. They’re my kind of people.”
Griffin led the 10-minute wedding ceremony of Brian Anstey and Elka Shapiro by making off-color jokes about the couple’s sex life and forcing the bride to recite the menu.
OMG, I soooo want Kathy Griffin to preside over my wedding. I would totally do it right now, if I had anything even remotely resembling a boyfriend. But I don’t. Anyone want to marry me? We’ll have Kathy Griffin there! Come on! I don’t cook or clean or sew or anything, and you couldn’t fit my emotional baggage into an entire Louis Vuitton store, but over time I have learned to compensate for these shortcomings by being fucking incredible in the sack. Like you know how blind people compensate by having exceptional hearing? Or how ugly girls compensate by being really nice no matter how shitty you treat them? Oral sex is my exceptional hearing. Give me a shot, guys!
Kathy became a minister through the Universal Life Church, who will ordain damn near anyone.
My college boyfriend did this shit and ended up presiding over the wedding of two of our best friends.
In fact, I just did it. No joke. I’m an ordained minister now. So it’s official: EVIL BEET DOES WEDDINGS NOW! If you’re in the LA area and you’d like me to preside over you wedding, just drop me a line. I’m so in. And I PROMISE to make off-color jokes about your sex life. I’m so, so good at that sort of thing.
I totally want Kathy Griffin to do my wedding too! In fact, I told my best friend that he has no choice but to marry me as soon as possible, since we can’t miss out on Kathy! Because lacking a real boyfriend, my potentially (it’s still suspect) gay best friend is totally the way to go!
god beet…you have me in stitches. glad to see youre feeling like your old self.
I’m curious.She wrote blog on a celeb dating site recently named “SearchingM illionaire dotcom”. It attacted many fans. Is she feeling lonely?
Beet with your exceptional skills and my toast making, we will make a great couple, call Griffin and get a date
i actually liked the way she looked before all the surgery
It is a special gift when you care so much about humanity Evil Beet. It’s not true that you have an icebox where your heart used to be?
I hate her.
Haha. I love how themonastery.org – ULC, allows anybody to become ordained. I did some research after Kathy Griffin got ordained and found that she wasn’t the only one. There are some additional off color ULC ministers out there… Richard Branson, Tony Danza, Courtney Love–the list goes on! Here is where I found it: http://www.ulcministers.com/Famous-ulc-ministers.php
Atleast we’re ordained with the best of them.