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Sanjaya Malakar: Shirtless and Loving It

March 1, 2008
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Sanjaya Malakar
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If I’m going to go on rants about gun control, I suppose the least I can do is help you get the taste of the real world out of your mouth by posting these new photos of American Idol also-ran Sanjaya Malakar shirtless. In a lovely Spanish-style kitchen.

I just want you guys to help me think this through.

Did he set the camera up on a tripod or was there an accomplice? In any case, the words “I should take a picture of myself shirtless; someone might like that” were either spoken or, at the very least, thought. “And with what should I adorn myself and my ripped little arms for this photo shoot? Why, New Zealand boxers, of course! And bracelets! And what’s an appropriate locale for such an image? What would best work to accentuate my manly sex appeal? My mother’s kitchen, I think. With the pots and the fronds and the faux-marble counters. Oh, yes. Little girls everywhere will totally grab their pillows and masturbate to this one. For real, though, make sure you get the wall-mounted TV in the frame. I want people to be subtly reminded that I was on television once. I am a sexy, televised beast.”

Seriously. Shoot me in the head. But not with a gun; I’m currently in a guns-are-bad phase. Use an arrow or something. Or smack me over the head with a large pot. I hear there’s one in Sanjaya Malakar’s kitchen.

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  • He didn’t take it himself, and it wasn’t his idea. Some fans took the picture for a Valetine’s Day surprise for his fansite, http://www.dazeoffire.com. It’s not his mother’s kitchen. It’s his kitchen. His mom does not live there.

  • Wow, can’t believe somebody knew all of that, if it’s actually true!

    And the pot is the only large thing in that kitchen….my eyes are burning from that picture.

  • There is something funny about this pic, look at his left (my right) pant leg near the bottom of the pic, why does there seem to be a chunk missing? Photoshop????

  • Okay guys, for all of you people,

    THIS IS PHOTOSHOPPED!

    Look at the necklace (Shouldn’t it have a shadow?), the bottom right leg (Huge cut taken out of it?), and the neck(Sharp enough cut?). Very bad photoshop job, someone posted his face on another person’s body. It’s extreamly easy to tell when you have been using photoshop for 4+ years. :)

  • Sorry, Alice, but you’re wrong. The pants have a hole in them there, that’s why they hang over like that. I know the person who took this picture, and it’s not photoshopped. Sorry, guess you need to use photoshop for four more years and maybe then you’ll get it right.

  • Oh snap. Told you, Alice.

    Just kidding, DJ, seriously, you shouldn’t …. ah fuck it, keep doing what you do, which is loving some little skinny-man boy who was famous for 15 minutes last year and now takes border-line pedophiliac pictures in his mom’s, nay, his kitchen.

    Me, I like to take my blue steel sexy pictures in my laundry room. Cuz it’s erotic.

  • Persistent Cat, I don’t get where this is pedophiliac, if there is such a word. Sanjaya is 18, and nothing private is showing here unless you got x-ray vision or a real’ vivid imagination. A peek of boxers is nothing startling these days with Britney flashing her privates at every opportunity.

    But you keep doing what you do, which is hating on someone you’ve never met who’s done nothing to deserve it.

  • WTF… it’s totally photoshop! and i’ve been editing photos for years nw to identify an edited photo. There’s so many flaws here

  • Oh deff it’s photosho. Haha Look at the pots. They even used smudge tool to smudge up his pelvic…take a closer look and u’ll see it. Oh and even his shadow shows tht this is an edited photos. Hw ridiculous! and the jeans at the bottom was nt cut out cleanly.

  • Have to agree with Alice on this one. Deffinitely photoshop. It’s silly of those to think tht this is REAL! Come on GET REAL ppl. This is FAKE!!!

  • DJ, look tht he may hv posed or took tht pic bt on the whole the picture has been edited k. He as in his body has been cut out and put on tht kitchen bckground k … y idk! Bt tht photo HAS BEEN EDITED bt yes the head and the hair is REAL! The body is too just tht it has been EDITED. I m nt stating tht they use someone else’s body bt they did EDIT it. Tht website probably just checked on to see if they put some other ppl’s body. If they check out the pots on the left they will see some weird green stuff which is actually brush tool. So conclusion, he probably took this pic in a diff location and someone or he himself cut it out and put it in the kitchen! OK?

  • And if the ppl frm tht website u put up have run a more detail check they would hv found more flaws like the shadow and the unclean cutting! Hwever, they probably hv other stuff to do so they just on one part the neck!

  • He is a handsome boy, also a great guy I want to marry~~~His profile is still available at http://www.Rich romances.com, a site for millionaires, professionals and beautiful people. Is he still looking?

  • You people ar so jeolous. and the idiot who wrote this article. What is she writing for her schoOl newspaper? Talk about the writing skills of a 5th grader. Do u anazlize EVERYTHING and pick it apart? who gives a rats ass that he has a pot in in sink? is that what your writing skills teachyou to talk about? What an idiot. holy shit get al ife. If you dont like him WHY THE HELL ARE YOU LOOKING OR DISECTING THE PICTURE?? Oh lemme guess if he was black and had his pants hanging off his ass he’d be hot. Or if his necklace looked like an olympic medal hanging around his neck like rappers do it would be ok? Sanjaya is sexy hot beautiful more talented then all of you combined AND YOUR ALL JEOLOUS CAUSE HIS FANS LOVE WHEN YOU COMMENT BECAUSE IT SHOWS THAT YOU CANT STOP TALKING ABOUT HIM HAAAAA.!! KEEP DREAMING ABOUT HIM LIKE WE ALL DO, I LOVE U SANJAYA AND SO ALL DO THESE PEOPLE BABY =)

  • This looks like a typical picture for a teen magazine,for young girls. If this is Sanjaya…he looks great,not seductive just natural ,like a boy at home in his kitchen,looks like he just got out of the shower.To make anything weird out of this is extreme and reaching for something beyond what was intended.There is always going to be some sickos out there who look for sick meanings. Sanjaya is not part of that element,he is still a sweet innocent kid.

  • P.S. Please stop insulting his slenderness,he grew up as a vegetarian,and you’ll rarely see a plump vegetarian male. I think he looks like a beautiful well developed young man.

  • The picture was taken by his then boyfriend who lived with him. His boyfriend’s father gave it to that website and made a nice story about it being for them. It does look like it was photoshopped from another setting into a safe setting suitable for his delusional fans, many who seem to have posted here when this blog first was published. It does look like a barely legal gay porn shot.