Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Cutest. Thing. Ever.

If you're having a bad day -- which seems to be every day for me lately -- this small child's rendition of "Hey, Jude" will put a smile on your face. You know what else works nicely? Xanax. /> If you're having a bad day -- which seems to be every day for me lately -- this small child's rendition of "Hey, Jude" will put a smile on your face. You know what else works nicely? Xanax. ...

My Precious Leighton Meester is Totally Selling Out Already

leighton_sunsilk.jpg Gossip Girl's villainess launches Sunsilk's "Life Can't Wait" campaign in New York City. Because life's not worth living if your hair doesn't look good. Seriously, might as well just kill yourself. Put a gun in your mouth and blow that frizzy, fine hair -- along with fragments of your scalp and brain and teeth -- against the wall. Because life will just pass you the fuck up if your hair's not awesome. Who the fuck thinks this shit up? ...

Either Gene Simmons Has a Sex Tape or We, As a Country, Have Been Reduced to Some Pretty Pathetic Marketing Tactics

gene_sex.jpg So there's this new website, genessecret.com, that purports to have a video of KISS's Gene Simmons having sexual intercourse with someone other than his longtime girlfriend and the mother of his children, Shannon Tweed. The woman's name is reportedly Elsa, and she's the spokeswoman for Frank's Energy drink, which Simmons also reps. Here's the copy from the website: Watch the sex tape Gene doesn't want you to see. Exclusive to GenesSecret.com this video is sure to turn some heads, squeez...

Pink is Getting a Divorce

Carey Hart and Pink attends the Led Zeppelin Tribute People is reporting that Pink and Hubby Carey Hart are through with the whole marriage thing. "Pink and Carey Hart have separated. This decision was made by best friends with a huge amount of love and respect for one another," says Schweitzer, adding, "While the marriage is over, their friendship has never been stronger." It's good that they are still friends, if only for the imaginary kids. TMZ reported earlier that Carey Hart was seen with this gal: But she doesn't look like the ...