Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Simmons Strikes Back

Ok, not really. But Gene will be suing the hell out of some folks over this whole sex tape thing. His website states:
You may have heard of seen garbage that has sprung up from my past. Rest assured the proper legal team is looking at all the ramifications and options.
Huh. A few things I'd love to point out: 1) That sure sounds like a confirmation to me. 2) Proper legal team? How many are there? 3) As far as options... just go ahead and sue. Why not? You've got to have a better legal team than most and you can just allege they made you feel bad. Here's the screenshot, doing a thumbnail because it's big. Gene Simmons Sex Tape Sue Time?Ok, not really. But Gene will be suing the hell out of some folks over this whole sex tape thing. His website states: You may have heard of seen garbage that has sprung up from my past. Rest assured the proper legal team is looking at all the ramifications and options. Huh. A few things I'd love to point out: 1) That sure sounds like a confirmation to me. 2) Proper legal team? How many are there? 3) As far as options... just go ahead and sue. Why not? You've got to have a better le...

JT Set to Play Ball

Musician Justin Timberlake backstage at the 2007 MTV Video Music Awards at The Palms on September 9, 2007 in Las Vegas, Nevada. Did anyone see Justin in Alpha Dog? I didn't, but I liked him quite a bit on SNL. Still, I'm not sure if he's got the right stuff for this: CORPUS CHRISTI, Texas (AP) - Justin Timberlake will portray fictional Hooks player Carlton Garrett in the upcoming movie The Open Road. He's in the film with Jeff Bridges (Aka The Dude). I think he's better with non-sporting dramatic work personally, but this is a nice blurb: The 27-year-old pop star tried to meet with players of the Houston Astros'...

Who Is The Skinny Pale Kid?

If this isn't proof positive that all men are projects I don't know what is. Here's Tommy Brady circa 2000 masquerading as vampire. He was chosen 199th of all men back then. Those boxers are pretty sweet though. (Photo Courtesy of The Big Lead) Tom Brady at the 2000 NFL CombineIf this isn't proof positive that all men are projects I don't know what is. Here's Tommy Brady circa 2000 masquerading as vampire. He was chosen 199th of all men back then. Those boxers are pretty sweet though. (Photo Courtesy of The Big Lead) ...

J-Lo Set to Cash In

Actress Jennifer Lopez arrives at “A Night to Benefit Raising Malawi and UNICEF” hosted by Madonna and Gucci at theUnited Nations on February 6, 2007 in New York City. $6.5 million for pictures of twins is the new going rate: (Jennifer Lopez) has reportedly secured the highest price ever paid for celebrity baby photos following a deal with People magazine. The staggering sum will be shared with OK! magazine, who will print the pictures in their 15 international editions. A spokesperson for the OK! magazine said: "It is fantastic for these international markets, and especially important with the immense strength the exclusive will bring to the new launch of OK! Spain." Christina ...

Dog the Racist Bounty Hunter is Coming Back to TV

dog_hunter.jpg Dog the Bounty Hunter doesn't just rant, he also rates -- the show was one of the top ratings-getters for network A&E -- and they've decided to begin airing his show again, despite his much-publicized racist rant last year. Production will begin in Hawaii soon, say inside sources. I'm not sure how I feel about this. I mean, I'm all about giving people second chances, but Dog's behavior should not be condoned, no matter how much money he's making for the network. Then again, I'm in a b...