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It Is Your Civic Duty to See the Sex and the City Movie

What? It is. This trailer doesn't blow my mind, honestly, but I'm gonna see the film, because it's kind of like the Star Wars movies: you don't have to like them. But you have to see them. It's un-American not to. ...

Quotables

clayaiken.jpg "Sonically, I don't know that we're going down any path that's crazy. I'm not trying to be cool, I'm not trying to be hip. I'm not trying to do anything other than sing stuff that I'm good at." Clay Aiken, whose new album is expected to be released in May. And, like, I know what "sonically" means, but when I saw that word I just couldn't shake the thought of Clay Aiken coming out to my car to take my order for a cherry slush and a Coney dog. I can't stop laughing at that. ...

Those Hanson Kids Just Keep Procreating

Isaac Hanson and His Wife Nicole, Pictures, Photos Isaac Hanson -- the one that looks like a horse -- and his wife are expecting their second child. They already have a 10-month-old son! Isaac's 27 and his wife, Nicole, is 24. Jesus Christ. I'm almost 26 (I got a medical report from a doctor today in which I was identified as being "25 and 11/12 years of age" and I was like "Holy shit, am I that close to 26?" and the truth is that, yes, yes I am, but they didn't need to point it out like that, ya know?), and the overwhelming responsibility of juggling blogging with raising thr...

Hello, Joan Collins

Joan Collins, Pictures, Photos I mean, she looks good for being 105 years old, but did one of face lifts accidentally move her left eye a full inch above her right? Has it always been like that? I did some research, and the answer is a resounding no. In this picture, from 1981, her left eye is decidedly lower than her right. All that plastic surgery has actually resulted in her eyes switching positions on her face. Like, by entire inches. Love it. Love it. Love it. ...

Tom Cruise and Will Smith Should Totally Switch Wives

tom_katie_black.jpg I mean, from a height perspective, it would just work better, doncha think? Tom, Katie, Will and Jada all attended the very first annual Black Women in Hollywood luncheon on Thursday. And while I'm all about recognizing the work of black women in Hollywood, I also think the surest way to make such an event not about black women in Hollywood is to have Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise there. I mean, I guess it means people like me are writing about it, but, in all honesty, I saw these pics of Tom & Katie and thought to my...

Law & Order Switching It Up Again

Jesse L. Martin Leaving Law & Order, Pictures, Photos After spending nearly nine years on the series, total hottie Jessie L. Martin will be leaving Law & Order later this season. No word yet on how his character will make his exit. Martin will be replaced by K-Ville star Anthony Anderson, who pulled some shifts on L&O's sister series, SVU, when Mariska Hargitay was on maternity leave. It appears Martin's leaving the series to focus his energies on his film career -- he's signed on to play the starring role in the Marvin Gaye biopic, Sexual Healing, set to begin production in the spring. ...

Lindsay Lohan to Be Gainfully Employed Once Again

lohan_milan.jpg It's not that posing for soft porn under the guise of art isn't a career, exactly, but it appears Miss Lindsay Lohan is looking to step it up a notch. Lindsay's signed on to co-star with Jack Black in Ye Olde Times, a comedy about two dueling Renaissance Faire troupes. You read that right: Two. Dueling. Renaissance Faire. Troupes. Are we coming up with film plots by playing mad libs these days, guys? Or just for the ones that are Lohan vehicles?...

I’d Marry George Clooney

George Clooney Predicts No Oscar Clooney knows he's doomed at The Oscars come Sunday telling People Magazine: "For me, it's like being Hillary Clinton," says the Michael Clayton star. "If it weren’t for Barack Obama, it would have been a very good year." Adds Clooney: "I thought Daniel Day-Lewis had the best performance of the year." Dan Day-Lewis is already shining his Oscar as we speak. But Clooney would have given a far more entertaining speech I'm sure. As for Clinton/Obama... well, March 4th is still in play....

Oscar Pool Suggestions… If You’re Interested

Many people enter an Oscar contest each year. Many fewer have any idea what they're doing. So allow me to present to you the current Oscar odds (yeah, you can bet on Oscar... you can't bet on damn near anything). This will tell you where picking an underdog is a good gamble versus where picking one is a big ol' mistake. I'm only listing nine categories so this doesn't go novella length. Here we go after the jump. Wheeee! Read More />Many people enter an Oscar contest each year. Many fewer have any idea what they're doing. So allow me to present to you the current Oscar odds (yeah, you can bet on Oscar... you can't bet on damn near anything). This will tell you where picking an underdog is a good gamble versus where picking one is a big ol' mistake. I'm only listing nine categories so this doesn't go novella length. Here we go after the jump. Wheeee! Read More...
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