Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Someone Agreed to Let Britney Spears Be Around Young Children

britney_dog.jpg Everyone's favorite bipolar drug abuser taught a class of small children yesterday at Millenium Dance Complex in North Hollywood. Brit walked into the studio and shook the hands of the five-year-olds, thrilled to finally spend time with her intellectual equals. “She worked out this great little routine for them, they were dancing all over the place, she had them dancing in a circle like a choo-choo train,” said Millenium's co-owner. “The kids loved it- they are having...

Quotables

Natalie Cole at the Grammy Awards, Pictures, Photos “I'm going on record as an artist who is able to critique [Amy Winehouse]. I think she has a great talent, but I don't agree with the Grammys giving her those nods. I think it sends the wrong message, that even in the midst of her stupor of drugs she can get nominated for all these awards. It's a slap in the face to musicians and artists who work very hard that they turn around and give it to someone who really obviously doesn't have a grasp of what she has. I've been in this business over...

Jamie-Lynn Spears: Still Pregnant

Jamie Lynn Spears Pregnancy Pictures, Photos In the midst of all the Britney insanity, some of us have lost sight of what's really important in this world: Jamie-Lynn Spears' 16-year-old ass is still pregnant. She made her second "public" appearance since announcing her pregnancy, as she took her puppy to the vet on Friday and photogs got snaps of her. On Saturday and Sunday, JLS went out with her baby-daddy, Casey Aldridge, despite persistent rumors that the two have split. Hand-in-hand, they went to a convenience store Saturday. ...

In Case You Missed It

Check out Amy Winehouse's Grammy performance live via satellite from London. People are saying she was loaded -- I disagree. I mean, she may not be stone cold sober here, but she's not trashed. She seems unsure of herself, almost like she's uncomfortable being this damn sober on the stage. Amy took home five Grammys last night, including the Best New Artist title. /> Check out Amy Winehouse's Grammy performance live via satellite from London. People are saying she was loaded -- I disagree. I mean, she may not be stone cold sober here, but she's not trashed. She seems unsure of herself, almost like she's uncomfortable being this damn sober on the stage. Amy took home five Grammys last night, including the Best New Artist title. ...

Frightening the Children

Kat Von D at Post-Grammy Party, Pictures, Photos I'm sure Kat Von D is trying to make some manner of statement by showing up at this post-Grammy party looking like she just escaped from the set of a cheesy horror flick, but I don't know what it is. Maybe it's "Your children should be in bed, and nowhere near me." Maybe it's "And you thought clowns were scary?" Maybe it's "If my boots were any higher, I would be having sexual intercourse with them." I mean, seriously, is it just me, or does she look like she's got a penis pokin...

Remember Travis Barker and Shanna Moakler?

shanna_travis.jpg I kind of do, vaguely. They had some TV show on one of those cable channels and then they split up and he made out with Paris Hilton and she threw a drink with Paris Hilton and basically called her a herpes-infested whore on camera and threw a divorce party in Las Vegas and then they reconciled and split and reconciled and at some point we all realized we had way better things to do with our lives than care about these two? Anyway, they've officially divorced. "No, I'm no longer with her," Barker said over the weekend at the 5th annual Roo...