Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Barron Hilton Was Way Drunk

Barron blew a .14, which is nearly twice LA's legal limit of .08, and allegedly hit a gas station employee with his car just before being arrested for DUI this morning. Says Papa Hilton: "I haven't been contacted yet by either my son or the police. If what I have heard is true, it is very disturbing and I will have a lot to say -- but it will be to my son, not the media." Paris's comment: "I am sad for my little brother. I hear he is doing OK. I am there for him and will be speaking to him in an hour or so, hopefully, to lend my support." Give the whole Hilton fortune to Nicky! />Barron blew a .14, which is nearly twice LA's legal limit of .08, and allegedly hit a gas station employee with his car just before being arrested for DUI this morning. Says Papa Hilton: "I haven't been contacted yet by either my son or the police. If what I have heard is true, it is very disturbing and I will have a lot to say -- but it will be to my son, not the media." Paris's comment: "I am sad for my little brother. I hear he is doing OK. I am there for him and will be speaking to him ...

Baby Bump Baby Bump!

jessica_bump5.jpg Jessica Alba shows off that teensy-tiny bump as she does publicity for her new film, The Eye, in LA. I saw this movie over the weekend -- it was not my choice -- and let me summarize the film for you guys: Jessica Alba is blind. Then Jessica Alba is not blind. Now Jessica Alba sees dead people. Jessica Alba wears a white tank top. Jessica Alba takes a shower. Jessica Alba goes to Mexico. Jessica Alba saves the dead people. Then Jessica Alba is blind again. The end. There. I saved ...

Ugh. Denise Richards Is Dragging Her Poor Children onto TV.

denise_kids6.jpg Despite Charlie Sheen's objections, a court ruled last month that Denise Richards can use her poor young daughters as pawns on her upcoming reality TV series on E!. Those kids hate being on camera. “The show will give viewers an inside look at what it’s like for Denise to go through these ups and downs while always in the public eye,” said Lisa Berger, Executive Vice President, Original Programming and Series Development for E!, in a statement. “At the core of th...

Is Fergie Preggers?

fergie_josh.jpg Page Six is reporting that Fergie and Josh Duhamel have moved up their wedding date -- because she is P-R-E-G-N-A-N-T. "She picked up a wedding dress while she was in New York for Fashion Week and wants to move the wedding up so she is married before the bump becomes too obvious," one insider said. "At Clive's, she just drank water." It's baby year, people! Hurry up and get pregnant before you become one of those losers who gives birth in 2009. By then, babies will be so last year and...