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Okay, so we didn't really cover the whole thing where Gary Coleman was all like "Hey guys! I got married awhile back!" because it was a dumb story and Gary Coleman is dumb.
But this is just too good to pass up.
Gary told The Insider that he still hasn't had sex with his 22-year-old bride. He says it'll happen when it's meant to happen, and for all the right reasons.
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
It'll never happen, dude. />
Okay, so we didn't really cover the whole thing where Gary Coleman was all like "Hey guys! I got married awhile back!" because it was a dumb story and Gary Coleman is dumb.
But this is just too good to pass up.
Gary told The Insider that he still hasn't had sex with his 22-year-old bride. He says it'll happen when it's meant to happen, and for all the right reasons.
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
It'll never happen, dude. ...
A court today decided that Britney Spears' father will retain his conservatorship over his daughter until the next hearing on March 10.
An attorney for Spears' father also told the court that investigators have spent over 200 hours trying find the Britney Spears' sometime manager and friend Sam Lutfi to serve him with court papers.
The commissioner agreed to reissue a temporary restraining order against Lutfi if he is not served soon.
Go get 'em, Papa Spears!!! />...
The trailer for Indiana Jones has finally been released!
What do you guys think? />...
A court today will consider extending Jamie Spears' conservatorship over his daughter, mostly because it seems to be working.
Britney hasn't done anything totally insane since her dad took control of her life. She's basically been holed up at home, and is reportedly text-messaging friends saying that she's bored.
Bored, but safe.
Hopefully the court will let Jamie Spears stay in control. />...
Uno the Beagle won the Westminster Dog Show this weekend.
Awww ... this makes me want a dog. But definitely not a poodle. Those things look ridiculous. />...
So everyone's going fucking nuts because Jane Fonda said "cunt" on The Today Show.
She was talking about the name of a monologue she was supposed to read in a play.
It's not that big a deal, people. Get over it. />...
Check out Bret Michaels on Ellen. />...
Brody Jenner and Lauren Conrad were spotted cuddling and canoodling at hotspot LAX.
Hurry up and knock her up already, Brody. This is soooo boring. ...
The cops questioned Britney paramour Adnan Ghalib today about an alleged assault against another photog, while he was out shopping with friends.
The cops eventually decided not to press charges or arrest Adnan.
Dammit!
There has to be something you can arrest him for! ...
Rose McGowan shows off her girly side at Fendi's redesigned store opening in LA.
I think she looks cute as all hell. Love the hair, love the dress. ...
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