I know I’m like a full day and a half late with this news but, in case you haven’t heard, I have cholera.
I am currently going through a rare and precious period of consciousness, so I’m trying to get you guys all caught up with the important things in this world, like Britney Spears, before I fall back into another 24 hours of weird cholera dreams. Seriously, are dreams extra weird when you have cholera? I am having the weirdest dreams, and I’m having a LOT of them. I think it’s the special kind of dreaming you do before you die of cholera. I want to write a book of poetry about the dreams I am having lately. I want to call it “Dreams You Have Before a Painful Cholera Death,” but I think Jewel already used that title.
Anyway, Brit-Brit got to spend three glorious, closely-monitored hours with her two sons in her Studio City home on Saturday.
No one was hospitalized as a result, and thus the endeavor was considered a glowing success.
Not funny..
Hey Evil Beet! This is one of the few countries where cholera is almost unknown…who what when where and why?
Was Britney” fully clothed” as they say?
Joy! If only all racists got cholera and died! This is a dream come true. :) I hope you don’t get better. :)