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Oscar Coverage on Evil Beet

So, um, I know I’m basically like a factory of excuses these days, and I understand that the overwhelming majority of you hate me right now, but just as soon as my life and my posting got back into a normal swing, I came down with that awful flu that’s sweeping the nation. I’m basically immobile. I have been sleeping for nearly 48 hours straight at this point. Seriously, I get up every 7-8 hours to pee and eat a bowl of cereal, and then I’m back down for the count. I have never been this pervasively exhausted in my whole life. I am genuinely worried that my heart is going to take a nap, too, and then I’ll be dead. I would go to the hospital but I’m sure I smell really bad right now and I’m too tired/afraid of falling asleep and drowning to shower and I don’t want to leave the house looking this way.

So anyway.

I am going to do my damndest to stay conscious for the Oscars tonight so I can try to write about them tomorrow, but, until then, my good friend Laremy over at Film.com is doing some pretty exhaustive Oscars coverage. He’s a damn funny guy, and I’d encourage you all to head over there and check it out. Click here to read.

10 CommentsLeave a comment

  • Evil,

    Maybe you should look into seeing a therapist and getting some meds.
    “Better Living through Chemistry” is my mantra. If you are depressed you don’t need to be.

    Best wishes,

    Crassy

  • It’s like I’m in a bad relationship and I just won’t leave cause the sex is good.
    You can make it up to us by talking shit about American Idol. Get well Stinky

  • I am so exciting about it! You moviegoers can check out blogs related to Oscars at Richromances. com, there are many hollywood celebs and beautiful people are dating and chatting~~~

  • This flu Sh*t is nothing to mess with.

    My neighbor died last weekend. Her potassium levels sank and her blood pressure went 60/20. She was healthy to start with.

    The paramedics could not revive her. They said the current strain here in the south is really messing with people.

    Eat a banana and get back to throwing sh*t at the celebs.

  • Beet,

    down a vitamin with a beer with V8 in it. You will feel much better. Throw a bunch of blankets over yourself. When you break a sweat, that’s when you’ve beat it.

  • i’m not mad at you! at least you aren’t a freak like perez who blogs all day long. you have a life..even if it is filled with cholera! get well soon!