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Holly Madison Says She and Hef Are Trying for a Baby

February 4, 2008
Evil Beet
Holly Madison, Hugh Hefner
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2008 is the year to do it!

It’s baby year!

Never one to buck a trend, Holly Madison says she and Hef are trying for a baby.

“There has been lots of trying — lots of trying!” she told Usmagazine.com at Playboy’s Ninth Annual Super Saturday Night bash in Arizona.

Does she mean by having sex? I can’t imagine Hef has a single usable sperm at this point. I can just picture his little swimmers, wearing bathrobes, smoking pipes and sauntering up Holly’s vaginal canal, pausing every now and again to nap.

Hopefully he froze a bunch of them a long time ago.

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  • I find it so irresponsible and selfish for someone that age to try for a baby. That child won’t have a father soon. Jackass.

  • He’s just trying to get the world to believe that he’s still virile. Does Holly know that he’s still married with children? Sloppy seconds, indeed.

  • Do we really need to know HOW MUCH THEY R TRYING, OH GOD PERISH THE FUCKING THOUGHT OF HEF’S SAGGY BALLS and 80 year old ass. Clearly Holly knows what she is doing… GOLD DIGGER!

  • “I can just picture his little swimmers, wearing bathrobes, smoking pipes and sauntering up Holly’s vaginal canal, pausing every now and again to nap.”

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
    Oh My God, I freakin ♥ you, Evil Beet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

    But good for Holly & Hef, she seems to be the only one of the girls w/ any sort of brain.

  • By the looks of things the baby would come out in a robe with a pipe and a saggy ass, screaming why the fuck did u have me at ur age look at me im to old to be a baby! Gowd dam.

  • i am pretty sure the prospective kid will have lots of fathers
    throughout his/her life
    a woman this age does not need to try a LOT to get pregnant though,
    it only takes once at the right moment
    and KABOOM!

  • mambax, you’re an idiot. there are plenty healthy, young women who take a long time to get pregnant. even if you’re charting, checking your cervical mucus and banging your brains out during your fertile time…. it’ll take a few months.

  • old sperm still work though, maybe just a lot slower than younger sperm. its certainly not impossible. didnt tony randall knock his wife up when he was in his late 70’s?
    i think it takes the average, young-ish healthy couple something like 4 or 5 months to get pregnant, so with his old sperm it may take longer.

  • sorry but hef is an old rotted out man, i dont beleive he is screwing every night, and i wish people would stop making it like he is still hot and can still get it up. holly is definatly missing some screws. i think kendra is the smart one, she is getting out!

  • I don’t think that everyone should be jugging them just because they want to have a kid. I think that’s really messed up. I don’t think she in it for the money and I don’t think that talking shit on her is going to do anyone any good. I wish them both the best of luck!!

  • i think its great and the kid will grow up fine and have a good life with all the money, i think holly is in it for the money a bit but its not just her doing the baby making its hefs idea to, although he is old she wouldnt have stuck around for what like 5 years or something so good look to the both of them xxx

  • holly & hef should have a baby. i love holly she the best & i really hate kendra if i hear hef is having a baby with kendra i will feel sorry for the baby & hef & holly will make a very good mum

  • i think they should have a baby. dont you think its selfish if hugh hefner just doesnt have one with her, shes been with him a long time and she deserves to get what she wants most of all.

  • He would be crazy not to have a baby with her. If I had that babe as a girlfriend I sure as hell would be trying to get her pregnant.

  • KENDRAS D BST!! YE’S TICKS….HOLLYS A GOLD DIGGER N BRIDGETS FAT… CUM ON LYK!! AN HEFS LOADED!!…ITS ER OWN BUSINESS IF D WANA HAV A GANG A KIDS!!! RI…GEWAN KENDRA GT UP D DUFF..HAHAHA!!! HEF YE OWL BASTARD!! HOLLY YE SLUT..BRIDGET U LUK LYK YA DOG WEDNESDAY!”!

  • Lets hope Hef keals over trying before he knocks her up. Isn’t what she’s doing called ELDER ABUSE? We should call the cops. Hell, he a’int all there, quite senile. He’s pretty easy to steer. Where is Christy in all of this, why hasn’t she put a stop to it? If Hef wants his Johnson played with now and then, fine, hire some professional help, but for petes sake, don’t bring an innocent child into this sick situation! The man is going to have a lot of explaining to do with the man upstairs. And I don’t mean the naked women and orgies, I mean creating innocent life with a woman who in my opinion only wants the kid to secure an inheritance. She isn’t any different then some welfare mom popping out a series of kiddies to stay on the public titt. After being born, she shoves them out into the street and goes on the town to make some more. The only difference here is that this kid will have more cash, but will still be as screwed up. Truly a cardinal sin. Realy Hef, something to think about, Hell, you have already had one stroke and you are WELL past your life expectancy now.

  • Yup, Her and Hef will fuck together in Hell. It will be just like now except Hefs prick will be spiked and her pussy will be lubricated with acid. So sweet!! Or maybe her own personal Hell will be eternity with Hef, now how does that sound honey? Remeber, in Hell in don’t think he will reside in the Mansion. Girl you will be lucky to have Hef in a 1961 Wolverine trailer house in a rotting park with biker gangs . If Hef was the same senile old fart that he is now, but poor, would you still be intrested? Time to get out now girl. (Poison pussy and prickly pricks, boy am I cute!)

  • i think you all are fucking stupid.. if they want to have a baby let them.. get over it .. dont be jealous bc she found love and money. she wouldnt stick around for 5 years of her life just for money. you can tell she loves him.. get over your fucking immature asses.. fuck you all

  • If hugh did not have all his money Holly would fall right out of love.
    C’mon! I would love heff for 5 years of my life!! why NOT? she lives for free, gets anything she wants, first class service everywhere…a baby is her ticket for retirement. It’s like a guaranteed bank account! She would be entitled to $$ if he died w/ his child. Now, all she has is Heff but if he died tomorrow don’t you think his sons and Daughter would take over the estate & Do you really think Holly will get part of the estate b/c she loves her some puffin! WAKE UP.

  • It amazes me that someone hasn’t reported these opportunist women to Adult Protective Services! It’s obvious they’re truly in it just for the money, as evidenced by their consumer spending and interests–in themselves.

    None of the 3 of them show any genuineness, they all look and act as dumb as stumps, not to mention those dumb-ass fake laughs.

    Poor Hef is probably in Vascular Dementia from his stroke; he looks puny and probably has a monkey butt; they’re obviously trying to make money from their orgies with him in the Mansion, it’s already started before he’s dead.

    Holly’s a wack-o and dim candle, as the other two are. Kendra is trailer trash and Bridget has something really wrong with her, what-a Master’s, in what–Sexology? All you girls stop living off him and have some balls land get your own lives. I bet he paid for Kendra’s condo in San Diego that was on one of the “Girls Next Door” episodes. Not to mention all the girls’ boob jobs, beauty appointments, and everything else they like to flaunt. Sad.

    They’re all acting like whores. How else would Bridgit get the snazzy new car? Or Holly? And who pays for all the Brazilian waxes? The public is not stupid. Stop insulting our intelligence and get the f*** off the air. Hef is pathetic and belongs in a nursing home. Not sucking all those fake boobies.

  • I work in an industry where elder financial abuse has been demonstrated by many of the above behaviors of the abusers. It needs to be taken very seriously.

    These girls need to be reported to Los Angeles County Adult Protective Services.

  • The names to report–Holly Madison, Bridget Marquardt, and Kendra Wilkinson. I’m surprised his daughter, Christy, hasn’t seen the picture. But she has an empire and his money to manage. Maybe it’s easier for her to ignore what’s really happening.

  • LOOK, ITS A BIG LIE, HOLLY AINT TRYING FOR NO BABY, HEF DOESN’T EVEN GET TO SLEEP WITH ANY OF THEM!!!!!!
    I WORK IN TH MANSION BUT I HAVE TO REMAIN ANONYMOUS, ITS JUST TO MAKE THE SHOW INTERESTING, HOLLY IS A BITCH, KENDRA IS KINDA ANNOYING BUT VERY NICE (I LIKE HER THE MOST), AND WHO GIVES A FUK BOUT BRIDGET, COMMON, WTF IS THAT FAT BITCH DOING IN THAT MANSION, TAKE IT EASY ON KENDRA,SHE JUST WANTS TO HAVE FUN AND MAKE JOKES AND LOUD NOISES, SHE’S REALLY REALLY NICE THOUGH.