Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Everyone’s Having Babies Right Now!!!!

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It’s baby day!

Courtney Thorne-Smith birthed a baby boy today. (At the age of 40! Congrats!!!)

And David Alan Grier’s wife had a little girl today.

Dammit, I totally should have had a baby today. I knew there was something I was supposed to be doing other than lazing around on my couch, eating pizza and not blogging, because sometimes, ya know, I just don’t wanna fucking blog. I have the easiest damn job on the entire planet and some days I’m just like, “You know, it sure does seem like an awful lot of effort to talk shit about people. Because I have to be awake to do that. And I’m just not into being awake right now. Zzzzzz.” That was pretty much all of today. Sleeping and eating. Like my cats. One of whom peed on my bed, which I can’t sleep on now. Because it smells like pee and is partially yellow. Ew. So I have to sleep on my couch. Which may be why I’m sleeping all day; I’m not getting a good night’s sleep at night. Anyone know someone other than my ex-boyfriend who can help me get a good deal on a new mattress?

Anyway.

Congrats to everyone on their babies and their pee-free beds.

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  • LOL, Nature’s Miracle, honey. It will take that cat pee smell out of almost anything. I had a very old cat who, bless her heart, made attempts to get to the box. Unfortunately, she generally failed.

    Of course, she was about 100 years old in ‘cat years’. If I live that long, I’ll probably wet the sofa, too.

    Chin up.