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Club Sandwiches, Not Seals

Rumer Willis and Aaron Yoo, Club Sandwiches Not Seals, Pictures, Photos

It’s not that I disagree with the sentiment — Do people still club seals these days? Really? Why? — it’s just that, you know, I wouldn’t put it on a sweatshirt. And I don’t like club sandwiches. But I don’t like clubbed seals, either. In fact, I’m only indifferent on the matter of unclubbed seals. So whatever.

But far be it from me to disagree with Rumer Willis. She kinda got fucked when the Golden Globes got canceled — she was Miss Golden Globes this year, which is reason enough to cancel the damn thing, if you ask me — so I’m gonna go easy on her about this.

With actor Aaron Yoo in Brentwood.

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  • It’s just so bizarre that two fabulously gorgeous people can make such an ugly child. Makes no sense.

  • Ugh, her ugly mug irritates me so much. It’s difficult to believe this is the child of Demi Moore. What went wrong?

  • Ok. i’m all for the hoodies, but Rumer… Is it just me, or is she like the ugliest girl u’ve ever seen?!?!?!

  • Ok, I know that you are all going to hate me for this but…
    I am from Newfoundland, Canada, where they hunt seals. They are generally shot, not clubbed. Also, at least they are not farmed and get to live some sort of normal life, unlike farm animals. It is a hunting industry. Like fishing.

  • Club sandwiches have meat in them too, idiots. How is that any better than seal meat. I am from Newfoundland, where there is a seal hunting industry and most of them are shot, not clubbed. So they are cuter that turkeys.

  • I’m sorry… did someone really refer to Bruce Willis as a “fabulously gorgeous” person? He looks like a foot, and his daughter looks like a toe.

  • Also from Newfoundland and let me say that seals are tastey and also warm. Seal skin boots are alot more ecologically friendly than the the vegan alternatives which are not biodegradable. Once i am done with my sealskin boots I can put them in the compost. woo

  • imagine if rumer and that dude had kids, thats the stuff of nightmares… shes so fucking busted and ugly that it pisses me off she even has the balls to get in front of a camera

  • I’ve seen videos of the seal hunt on youtube and could see very
    clearly that the seals are clubbed!

    newfoundland sucks and the stupid seal killers are cowards cause
    their too scared to get a real job.

    anyone who wears real fur sucks as well.

    screw sealkillersfoundland.

  • i cannot believe you people who clearly are far too ignorant to appreciate the sentiment that the sweatshirts embody. i think its incredible for a celebrity (aside from who you think is justifiably so or not) to show what they stand for. We pay them millions of dollars to see them read a script so people obviously care what they have to say. but you’d rather see a kooka shot of britney spears then a sweatshirt on a respectable actress?

    pathetic.